Real Madrid Boycott Ballon D'Or 2024 Because One of Their Players Didn't Win IT!

[SebastianBlue]

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Usually I don’t like or condone calling someone a “nonce” because it is used far too liberally, to describe people that aren’t convicted sex offenders, which devalues its meaning when it does legitimately apply. Much like Elon Musk’s moronic and weaponised use of the word “pedo”.

But if there is a person on earth that deserves to be called a nonce, it is Benzema, so…

 

[johnny crossan]

Sorry, fellow Blues, you're all wrong about any connection with or similarity to Lurch, other than the fact that both of them are wearing dinner jackets..

..Ted Cassidy (Lurch) was actually a grossly underrated actor of stage and screen who was valued greatly by his fellow actors in films such as 'Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid' and who was also a highly accomplished, concert standard keyboards/organ player..

..whereas Garnacho is actually a grossly overrated waste of space who drives his fellow squad members 'menkal' with his profligacy in front of goal and his habit of disappearing from games to 'play with his organ' in the corner..

Not much similarity at all..

apart from the way they look of course

 

[Paladin]

So funny that Vinicius’ head has fallen off over this.

The club should tweet him to suggest he moves here to have a better chance of winning it next year.

He'll be booed even more from now on, and they (him and RM) will attribute it to racism, rather than him being a spoilt, entitled, petulant child.

 

[mexico1970]

He'll be booed even more from now on, and they (him and RM) will attribute it to racism, rather than him being a spoilt, entitled, petulant child.

The shit he gets will be because he's a **** :)

 

[Blue and true]

Usually I don’t like or condone calling someone a “nonce” because it is used far too liberally, to describe people that aren’t convicted sex offenders, which devalues its meaning when it does legitimately apply. Much like Elon Musk’s moronic and weaponised use of the word “pedo”.

But if there is a person on earth that deserves to be called a nonce, it is Benzema, so…

That gif has just creased me.

 

[Paladin]

Haha, they had planned a big party in both Paris and Madrid, flying in 30 hanger onners from Brazil and nike were going to make a special celebratory boot.

I'd have some sympathy if they had been given a steer that he won it, but there is no evidence of this. It's more likely they thought he had won it because of the massive PR campaign orchestrated by the club.

 

[Asa's left peg]

The fact that they would deny the club, Mbappe, Carvahal and Ancelotti their 'moment in the sun' by not allowing them to attend - all to placate his ego, shows how much Madrid are frightened and intimidated by him.

 

[SiMCFC]

I am praying if we meet these in the Champs League this Year, everyone of our players comes out to warm up wearing a t-shirt with Rodri smiling like fuck on the front.

 

[Blue Mist]

We did get a fine for the paper planes in another UEFA game though. It was a shit match and we were all bored to fuck so the cards we had been given to wave pre-match got put to a useful purpose.

Mine never made it on to the pitch due to a design fault.

@Gray in another thread there is page after page of old fuckers reminiscing about their time at Woodford where apparently they made planes.


Did you work there ?

Just askin'

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

The fallout from this has been utterly absurd.

It's fucking hilarious seeing grown men pissing their pants over it.