Real Madrid Boycott Ballon D'Or 2024 Because One of Their Players Didn't Win IT!

[Gray]

We weren't fined, Porto complained and UEFA dismissed it.

We did get a fine for the paper planes in another UEFA game though. It was a shit match and we were all bored to fuck so the cards we had been given to wave pre-match got put to a useful purpose.

Mine never made it on to the pitch due to a design fault.

 

[M23 Citizen]

Can't remember if we paid mate.
Remember the complaint from the incredible mard arse though..

We were given a warning about the fans conduct after that one. When just weeks earlier, Porto fans were racially abusing Yaya Touré.

 

[Stephen230]

It seems like half the professional footballers in the world are all over Twitter telling him to ‘Stay strong’

Fuck me, has the guy just been voted the second best footballer in the world, or diagnosed with terminal cancer?

 

[dickie davies]

How Bellend got 3rd place is beyond me, he was useless in the Euro’s.

When his number was held up as a substitution, his point at himself and mouthing the words "no, not me" was absolutely World Class

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

I liked this vinicius junior when he didnt have a clue what had hit them.



Jeeeeez that night!

 

[stevemacca]

I’d like to announce my retirement from the Ballon d’Or too.

Fuck it then, I'm not going next year either, just no point

 

[give it to gordon]

His behaviour because he didn't win shows ever reason why he shouldn't win it.

Be funny as fuck next year if RM player wins it and ever team boycotts it lol

 

[freshie]

 

[johnevans]

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Sorry, fellow Blues, you're all wrong about any connection with or similarity to Lurch, other than the fact that both of them are wearing dinner jackets..

..Ted Cassidy (Lurch) was actually a grossly underrated actor of stage and screen who was valued greatly by his fellow actors in films such as 'Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid' and who was also a highly accomplished, concert standard keyboards/organ player..

..whereas Garnacho is actually a grossly overrated waste of space who drives his fellow squad members 'menkal' with his profligacy in front of goal and his habit of disappearing from games to 'play with his organ' in the corner..

Not much similarity at all..

 

[give it to gordon]

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