Real Madrid (H) | CL SF 2nd Leg | Post-Match Thread

[Dirty Harry]

What a shit stain.

Little fat man who sold his soul
Little fat man who sold his dream

Pathetic little fat man
No one's bloody laughing
The clown that no one laughs at
They all just wish he'd die

He's so depressed at being hated
Fatso takes his own life
He blows his stupid brains out
But the twat would probably miss

He sold his soul for a shot at fame
Catchphrase and wigs and the jokes are lame
He's got no style, he's got no grace
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space

See his pug-nosed face
Pug, pug, pug, pug
See his pug-nosed face
Pug, pug, pug, pug
See his pug-nosed face
Pug, pug, pug, pug
The little fat man with the pug-nosed face
Pug, pug, pug, pug
Little fat man, pug-nosed face
Pug, pug, pug, pug
He's a little fat pug-nosed face
Pug, pug, pug, pug

 

[Grassland Blue]

It was evra wasn't it? Rag wasn't happy I guess

How did a tosser like that even get through the turnstile.
As for him being unhappy Evrabody hurts sometimes....

 

[blueju]

What a stat, Ruben Diaz was the only outfield player not to register a shot in the first half.

 

[Keeper!]

Little fat man who sold his soul
Little fat man who sold his dream

Pathetic little fat man
No one's bloody laughing
The clown that no one laughs at
They all just wish he'd die

He's so depressed at being hated
Fatso takes his own life
He blows his stupid brains out
But the twat would probably miss

He sold his soul for a shot at fame
Catchphrase and wigs and the jokes are lame
He's got no style, he's got no grace
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space

See his pug-nosed face
Pug, pug, pug, pug
See his pug-nosed face
Pug, pug, pug, pug
See his pug-nosed face
Pug, pug, pug, pug
The little fat man with the pug-nosed face
Pug, pug, pug, pug
Little fat man, pug-nosed face
Pug, pug, pug, pug
He's a little fat pug-nosed face
Pug, pug, pug, pug

 

[vmsuhail]

What a stat, Ruben Diaz was the only outfield player not to register a shot in the first half.

Bein Sports commentary said at one point.. "All City players are queuing up to take shots"

 

[The perfect fumble]

ESPN FC5 hours ago
If Manchester City win their first UCL trophy, is it time to consider Pep Guardiola as the GOAT manager?

ESPN UK5 hours ago (edited)
UCL final FA Cup final First in the Premier League Manchester City have a treble in their sights

 

[Keeper!]

I remember watching this on TV, Barca that night produced the greatest performance I have ever seen from a football team in my lifetime, it's incredible to say that my beloved Manchester City have matched that level and may well be on the verge of becoming the greatest team football has ever seen.

 

[Decepticon]

I'm still up and I'm FUCKING PUMPED!!!

 

[SebastianBlue]

What a stat, Ruben Diaz was the only outfield player not to register a shot in the first half.

Lazy bastard.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

That's all well and good but where's the massive clock?!

He retired a few years ago. Probably back in the Canaries now with his slippers on.