Real Madrid (H) | CL SF 2nd Leg | Post-Match Thread

Some of these pictures are great. Especially these two:

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Watched the game again, and again, and all the commentaries to gloat with their pain, but they've just accepted being rolled over.

Un fucking believable.
Or not, as a happy clapper I was expecting that such a drubbing was due any moment.
BUT, still
UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE and lost for words.
Even with KdB at his not sublime best, the lads made it feel unnoticed.

Johnny Johnny Stones was the daddy cool of not only the midfield but every blade of grass on the pitch, the argies from ESPNLA were left with their jaws hitting their toes, and reckoned Pep's doing of a team, a team.
 
Sky & BT eat your heart out, this is the how to do post match !

Funny as fuck and great entertainment, even if Evra is such a punchable twat !


He's a complete dickhead

"The former defender, dressed in an all-red suit, was at the Etihad working as a TV pundit on Wednesday night. But Evra was involved in an altercation with City coaches on the pitch after the final whistle and had to be calmed down by Pep Guardiola's assistant Manel Estiarte."
 
The CBS post-match is worth a watch, not so much for Carragher and Richards, in fact not at all, but for Thierry Henry. A hand-balling surrender monkey he may be, but an excellent speaker on matters football. Really insightful. Especially his "if you don't like City there is definitely something wrong in your head" comment. Should we make a list? Will try to watch him some more.

Also, what was up with de Bruyne? Anyone know? For those that haven't seen it, Henry said de Bruyne told him something after the match that he couldn't repeat, as it was private, but which increased his level of respect for the way de Bruyne played in the match ....
 
He's a complete dickhead

"The former defender, dressed in an all-red suit, was at the Etihad working as a TV pundit on Wednesday night. But Evra was involved in an altercation with City coaches on the pitch after the final whistle and had to be calmed down by Pep Guardiola's assistant Manel Estiarte."
Embarrassing watch…….
 
The Daily Kicker writes:
Liddl ol’ Ciddy 4 Real Royalty 0

A little known club from the North of England with no ’Istree caused chaos and death last night (more of which later) as they fluked the complete destruction of the storied Teabag Trotters from Madrid. Four lucky goals dribbled into the net while the world Googled ‘Manchester City‘ to find out just who the team in blue actually were.
There was no denying it, the Blue Hurricane was brilliantly unstoppable. Pep Guardiola, a chequebook coach much inferior to the famous Klopper said:
“ These players must improve. Our right back can’t play for toffee. Our star striker missed a hatful of chances again.”
Nasty Harris, a member of the WhatsApp group, a City fan organisation, commented:
”Everybody knows we cheat but the authorities just can’t catch us. Pep takes a bung, you know.”
Alyson Rudd, a well known ‘journalist’ said: “The blue team were total crap. They will never win five Euro cups.”
Ambulance crews were despatched to the home of the group’s leader Milly Delooney who was later reported to have died from self inflicted lies.
The foundations of the Etihad stadium are being checked after the biggest Poznan ever was staged by their meagre flock of fans. If they had filled the ground, it might have collapsed.

There are unconfirmed reports that UEFA are disbanding in desperation, they have tried everything to halt the blue machine to no avail; Tariq Pantsdown of the New York Times has the inside info but not from M. Leterme and certainly not Rick Parry, oh no.
So the boys in blue move on to the final, where Internationale (who?) will obliterate them and their pots of gold.
 
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