Red Cafe In Meltdown Derby Special!

[whyalwaysLee]

Another corker from sadcafe, especially the bit about Jones doing a job on Yaya!!! Turning on baconchops now!!! Lovely stuff

The tactics may have been correct, it was the personnel he chose to play that was all wrong.

Giggs was chasing shadows for most of the game, and Park hasn't kicked a ball in six weeks (When we lost away to Bilbao) At 25mins Park was dripping in sweat, blowing bubbles with his head spinning in every direction. Completely out of his depth. When will we learn that the Halcyon days of Rooney and Ronaldo making Park look good are well and truely over? If he's not good enough to play against Wigan or Blackburn...why the hell does he play in our biggest game of the season? Has he got some dirt on SAF, maybe a voodoo doll or gypsy curse. I cannot fathom it? Asking Park to do a man marking job on (6ft3) Yaya Toure is like trying to win the grand national on a shetland pony.

Also, we have scored 8 goals in our two previous games, and he dropped our inform players for Park and Giggs? People will say that Jones is too young and inexperienced, but he should have been put in midfield to do a man marking job on Yaya Toure. He has the physical attributes and pace to keep up with him.

My team last night would have been the following

------------De Gea
Valencia Smalling Ferdinand Evra
Nani Jones Carrick Scholes Young
------------Rooney

Valencia and Nani down the right would have torn Clichy to shreads. And Young would have added balance and the ability to support Rooney. I'm so annoyed we got it so wrong, and didn't try to change it until the last quarter of the game. By then City had 10 center backs on the pitch.

Fergie could do with some better support from his coaching staff, last night was a foregone conclusion the moment the team sheets were announced. The first time in 3 years that we've played a game without a shot on goal.

Time to get that midfield sorted, Mr Gill. Last night was embarrassing. Not in terms of how they played, in terms of how little we had to offer.

 

[pauldominic]

Re: Get on this...

Becky if you revisit, I'd say you're welcome on BM.

If only you were eh

It all depends whether you like intelligent debate and banter / humour.

Fergie has no idea about what its like being outnumbered 5-1 with that gesture.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Another corker from sadcafe, especially the bit about Jones doing a job on Yaya!!! Turning on baconchops now!!! Lovely stuff

The tactics may have been correct, it was the personnel he chose to play that was all wrong.

Giggs was chasing shadows for most of the game, and Park hasn't kicked a ball in six weeks (When we lost away to Bilbao) At 25mins Park was dripping in sweat, blowing bubbles with his head spinning in every direction. Completely out of his depth. When will we learn that the Halcyon days of Rooney and Ronaldo making Park look good are well and truely over? If he's not good enough to play against Wigan or Blackburn...why the hell does he play in our biggest game of the season? Has he got some dirt on SAF, maybe a voodoo doll or gypsy curse. I cannot fathom it? Asking Park to do a man marking job on (6ft3) Yaya Toure is like trying to win the grand national on a shetland pony.

Also, we have scored 8 goals in our two previous games, and he dropped our inform players for Park and Giggs? People will say that Jones is too young and inexperienced, but he should have been put in midfield to do a man marking job on Yaya Toure. He has the physical attributes and pace to keep up with him.

My team last night would have been the following

------------De Gea
Valencia Smalling Ferdinand Evra
Nani Jones Carrick Scholes Young
------------Rooney

Valencia and Nani down the right would have torn Clichy to shreads. And Young would have added balance and the ability to support Rooney. I'm so annoyed we got it so wrong, and didn't try to change it until the last quarter of the game. By then City had 10 center backs on the pitch.

Fergie could do with some better support from his coaching staff, last night was a foregone conclusion the moment the team sheets were announced. The first time in 3 years that we've played a game without a shot on goal.

Time to get that midfield sorted, Mr Gill. Last night was embarrassing. Not in terms of how they played, in terms of how little we had to offer.

The way Zaba and Clichy played last night, they could have played whoever and got exactly the same, nowhere, fucking deluded twat, the only thing they would tear is their arseholes, the shithouses... Zaba piled into the diving **** as soon as he came on last night and gave him some shit after - fucking love Zaba - Tom Daley was in his back pocket straight away

As for getting support the piss stained old **** couldnt get from the coach without the kitman helping him...

 

[pauldominic]

I think united have a fundamental problem.

There comes a time when people realise that its time to move on and have the courage to do it.

There's no point fighting the age and Giggs, Scholes, Ferdinand and Fergie need to move on.

The trouble now is that they've named a stand after a manager who will always be a ghost with anyone who takes on the job.

BIG mistake.

 

[Citizen52]

Why are so many reds on there having a problem admitting that we are better than them? We've got several players who would walk into their side. I was saying that at Christmas. Overall, we are better. Hopefully the table in two games proves it.

 

[malg]

Re: Get on this...

Becky if you revisit, I'd say you're welcome on BM.

If only you were eh

It all depends whether you like intelligent debate and banter / humour.

Fergie has no idea about what its like being outnumbered 5-1 with that gesture.

Pack it in Paul, you're just grooming.

Becky, if you do come back, watch out for PMs from Paul.....

 

[vamps]

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Thats me after seeing all these Rags get pissed. (right click -> play)

 

[talkativesprout]

If he was in charge at Man City and Mancini was the manager here, I think they would have won the league a long time ago.

I am a bit confused by this. Have we bought our very talented players on the black market ?

The very talented manager over at the swamp with the history and pedigree must of been fave to lure one or two of the blue quality to the camp. If i could be arsed I would list the duffers the 80% alcohol fueled son of god has spent.

On the upside i bought a consignment of sour grapes and a decent sized plot in the centre of Trafford.

 

[Anonymous]

Well well well, I can see people are having a field day.

I come here in peace, I guess the better team won last night. Overall you've deserved this title as you were better than any other team.

At home you don't seem to have any weaknesses.

Your team are going to be a force next year in Europe and I can't wait to see City-Barca or City-Real to see how well you're going to do.

An exciting period is going to start for you now. It's all sweeter for your fans who were there from day one.

I do not hold any grudge towards City fans. I even think a new rival to replace Liverpool is good for us and good for football. I guess your biggest ennemy is Manchester City itself. We'll see how your "superstars" behave this summer and the next season. They have shown to be complacent away from home at times, a bit like us against Wigan of late. As reigning champions all teams will be waiting for you even more next season and I'm curious to see how you will be dealing with that.

You could argue it was already the case this season but the extra aura of the current champions are going to bring something and you'll be tasting it next season.

After the 4-4 draw against Everton I knew we wouldn't have the welly to hold a draw. So i've been expecting it for more than a week.

Congratulations to you

'A new rival to replace Liverpool'

Fuck off you clueless twat.

'We'll see how your "superstars" behave this summer'

And we'll all get to see Rooney look like a fat bald **** for England again as he spectacularly fails to perform as per the last 10 years.

Now, fuck off to your derby game against Liverpool and close the door on the way out you grief junkie woman.

 

[pauldominic]

Re: Get on this...

If only you were eh

It all depends whether you like intelligent debate and banter / humour.

Fergie has no idea about what its like being outnumbered 5-1 with that gesture.

Pack it in Paul, you're just grooming.

Becky, if you do come back, watch out for PMs from Paul.....

Are you accusing me of sex with 50, 26, 23, 20 and 1 year olds?

Incest and Bestiality. F**k Off.