Red Cafe in meltdown

[crazyg]

You think that’s expensive, Ed Woodward pays 3 quid for his off the market

Apparently, he was stood next to Khaldoon, who'd offered the stallholder £1. Woowar didn't want to be out-negotiated.

 

[its grim up north]

You think that’s expensive, Ed Woodward pays 3 quid for his off the market

Good morning Mr Shopkeep, I wish to purchase ........ LOL

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Poor fella is still recovering from his ordeal at the hands of those Albanian leg stompers.

Show some respect. Do you know who he is?
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[Blue Til Death]

That's pretty much word for word what Sanchez said about the rags.

Yes it is, it was said immediately after his first training session with PEG he wanted out every second after that ... 100% Sanchez

 

[abu13]

Are you sure it was not the piano player? Pretty sure he took one look at the scums training and wanted to go back to Arsenal. Keep up the good work Ole and the theatre of shit might yet fade into non existence. Red scum.

Yeah, i heard the same but this interview was not with a Rag player, frustrated i cant remember who it was but they certainly retired only recently.

 

[Don’t Revive Me Blue]

Yeah, i heard the same but this interview was not with a Rag player, frustrated i cant remember who it was but they certainly retired only recently.

Pogba? Nah he retired few years ago and is now selling hats with jizz jam.

De Gea? Nah he retired last year.

Hmmm I’m not sure who you could be talking about as they all crap.

 

[Aphex]

I'm pretty sure Sanchez said the EXACT same thing, you sure it wasn't him?

It's obvious that Sanchez is a great player, and would fit in our regime perfectly.

Would be funny to get him and he does well.

 

[Cellarite]

I’ve said before, it doesn’t matter who the fuck they buy, with the RentBoy in charge it’ll be one catastrophic fuck up after another.

But the real issue is that the whole club is in turmoil, from top to bottom. Disastrous managerial appointments since the poisonous despot was pushed aside (retired my arse) have pushed them to the brink, and they’ve been in panic mode ever since. Throwing money about for any player whose name would sell replica shirts in Thailand is not a sound business proposition. But that’s pretty much all they have done - rely on the commercial aspects.
They are an ‘Amanda Holden‘ club...famous for being famous.

If it hadn’t been for the phenomenal amount of penalties their good friends at pigmol gave them towards the end of the last season, they would not have made top four and thus would have not have the CL money coming in.


But going back to my original point, with the RentBoy at the helm it doesn’t matter who they sign, he just isn’t cut out for the job.
To me he’s more like an enthusiastic amateur than a professional football manager.

I've read your post a number of times to make absolutely sure that I'm getting the gist of it and have to say that it is well thought out, well written and makes sense. I considered the bit about them "being the 'Amanda Holden' club...famous for being famous" for a while. In fact, when I say a while, I mean about forty-five minutes. I saw an article on her most racy outfits on Microsoft News just yesterday. She certainly is a daring one. Not exactly at the front of the queue when God gave out breasts but she has the type of figure that means her other curves distract your attention away. She then quickly snaps your gaze back to the chest by wearing small pieces of cloth that barely cover them. There's often a bit of "side boob" going on and I'm almost convinced that just before leaving the changing rooms, she uses an ice cube to, shall we say tease her nipples into life?

I thought bad of her when Les Dennis left the Celebrity Big Brother house and she didn't go to meet him but filmed a message with her cronies instead. The entire episode made me suspect she was a heartless type and this was a humiliation planned to be part of the bigger, break up jigsaw. For a while, I had no time for her because I believe personality is a vital part of attraction. Over the intervening years however, her outfits have become more and more suggestive and revealing. This has softened my stance on Amanda Holden. She was probably only with Les because he was famous. She used him and moved on. I often wonder how she has risen to the top of light entertainment. In fact, I don't wonder, I daydream. I spend ridiculous amounts of time pondering every scenario she could find herself in and how best she would use the situation as well as her sexual nature to exploit people. It has caused countless conflicts in the home and meant me going through an incredible amount of Cillit-Bang due to the almost constant need to clean the bathroom tiles.

Sorry that this post had fuck all to do with United's transfer strategy or the forum that their fuckwit fans frequent but I felt it was important to contribute.

 

[flook]

I've read your post a number of times to make absolutely sure that I'm getting the gist of it and have to say that it is well thought out, well written and makes sense. I considered the bit about them "being the 'Amanda Holden' club...famous for being famous" for a while. In fact, when I say a while, I mean about forty-five minutes. I saw an article on her most racy outfits on Microsoft News just yesterday. She certainly is a daring one. Not exactly at the front of the queue when God gave out breasts but she has the type of figure that means her other curves distract your attention away. She then quickly snaps your gaze back to the chest by wearing small pieces of cloth that barely cover them. There's often a bit of "side boob" going on and I'm almost convinced that just before leaving the changing rooms, she uses an ice cube to, shall we say tease her nipples into life?

I thought bad of her when Les Dennis left the Celebrity Big Brother house and she didn't go to meet him but filmed a message with her cronies instead. The entire episode made me suspect she was a heartless type and this was a humiliation planned to be part of the bigger, break up jigsaw. For a while, I had no time for her because I believe personality is a vital part of attraction. Over the intervening years however, her outfits have become more and more suggestive and revealing. This has softened my stance on Amanda Holden. She was probably only with Les because he was famous. She used him and moved on. I often wonder how she has risen to the top of light entertainment. In fact, I don't wonder, I daydream. I spend ridiculous amounts of time pondering every scenario she could find herself in and how best she would use the situation as well as her sexual nature to exploit people. It has caused countless conflicts in the home and meant me going through an incredible amount of Cillit-Bang due to the almost constant need to clean the bathroom tiles.

Sorry that this post had fuck all to do with United's transfer strategy or the forum that their fuckwit fans frequent but I felt it was important to contribute.

Amanda Holden was with Les Dennis? Who knew?......and after the initial shock, who cares :)

 

[horlock_was_super]

.......This has softened my stance on Amanda Holden....... Softened? She’s hardened my stance a fair few times!