red dwarf; tongue tied video

[crizack]

so funny

0:44 to 0:55 is how i roll so if anyone wants me in the boxing night, beware.


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MRf7DrWsBk&feature=related[/youtube]

When I saw you for the first time (first time)
My knees began to quiver (quiver)
And I got a funny feeling (feeling)
In my kidneys and my liver (digestive system baby)
My hands they started shakin' (shakin')
My heart began a-thumpin' (boom, boom, boom)
My breakfast left my body (huey, huey, huey
Now darling tell me something
Why do you make me tongue tied (tongue tied)
tongue tied
Whenever you are near me? (near me)
Tied tongue (tied tongue)
Tied tongue (tied tongue)
Whenever you're in town
You make me feel a clown, girl
Yes, you make me tongue-tongue (tied-tied)
tongue tied
Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly)
Tied-tied, tongue-tongue (tongue tied, tongue tied)
Whenever you're around
I saw you 'cross the dance floor (dancin')
I thought of birds and bees (reproductive system baby)
But when I tried to speak to ya (talk, talk)
My tongue unravelled to my knees (flippety-flippety-flop)
I tried to say "I love you" (love you)
But it came out kind of wrong, girl (wrong girl)
It sounded like "Nunubididoo" (tongue tied)
Nuh-mur-nuh-murh-ni-nong-nurl
That's 'cause you make me tongue tied (tongue tied)
tongue tied
Whenever you are near me(near me)
I'm nurmy-murmy (nurmy-murmy)
Murmy-nurmy (nurmy-murmy)
Whenever you're in town (in town)
My trousers they go brown, girl
Yes, you make me nongy-nangy (nangy-nongy)
tongue tied
Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly)
Be-dobby-durgle (dobby-durgle)
Tongue tied (tongue tied)
Whenever you're around
Oh, I'm beggin' on my knees
Sweet, sweet darling, listen please
Understand me when I say
Gedurble-diggle-doggle-niggle-foggle-nibble-nay
I'm trying to say I'm tongue tied (tongue tied)
tongue tied
Whenever you are near me (really)
I'm nurmy-murmy (nurmy-murmy)
Murmy-nurmy (murmy-nurmy)
Whenever you're in town (in town)
I drool so much I drown, girl
Yes, you make me nongy-nangy (nangy-nongy)
ningy-nongy
Why can't I tell you clearly (clearly)
Ge-dobby-durgle (dobby-durgle)
Durgle-dobby (durgle-dobby)
Whenever you're around (around)
Whenever you're around, girl

 

[DannyBoy2890]

My favourite all time tv show.

The tongue tied video was series 2 wasn't it?

My favourite series were 1-4

Just been watching red dwarf back to earth on dave.
Seemed weird as they all look so much older.

 

[amber2345]

I love the cats alter ego Duane Dibley!! The episodes with him in are all hilarious :0)

 

[DannyBoy2890]

I love the cats alter ego Duane Dibley!! The episodes with him in are all hilarious :0)

Haha, yeah. The first one when he appeared was polymorph wasn't it?
Then back to reality.

They brought him back in series 8 didn't they, "do your dance and let's get the smeg out of here" "dance? I'd have trouble walking with her"

Lmao.

 

[amber2345]

Ha ha Duane Dibley duke of dorks with teeth so big the Druids could use them as a place of worship! There's an iPhone app where you can dibleyfy yourself to look like him :0) Imo, they're the set episodes. Ace Rimmer's a legend too 'Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!' :0)

 

[Pigeonho]

Legendary show, will never be beaten.
The one where rimmer goes mad is my all time favourite.

'Whats dead and dead and dead all over?'

 

[Muzza]

My grandad used to build the sets for this show and he said all the cast were a great laugh.

 

[malg]

Top programme. I love the one where the computer gets taken over (pretends to be thick as fuck) by a black guy, then it turns out to be a wind up. Brilliant.

 

[TonyM]

Love the one where they go to the backwards planet. Reading in the paper about the bank robbery about to happen, of their empty glasses of beer fill as they sit at the bar, for example. Then as they leave someone goes behind a bush for a poo .... Ouch.

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

Emergency. There's an emergency going on.

Class show.

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