allan harper
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One of the best tv shows ever although it did go a bit shit in the later series.
Smoke me a kipper.
Smoke me a kipper.
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red dwarf; tongue tied video
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Pigeonho said:Legendary show, will never be beaten.
The one where rimmer goes mad is my all time favourite.
'Whats dead and dead and dead all over?'
That has the second best RD line ever:
RIMMER: CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! If there is one thing I can't stand it's crazy people.
LISTER: Well we've passed the test, Rimmer. You can let us out.
RIMMER: I can't let you out.
LISTER: Why not?
RIMMER: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me. I begged him. I got down on my knees and wept. He wants to keep you here. Keep you here for ten years.
CAT: Could we see him?
RIMMER: See who?
CAT: The King.
RIMMER: Do you have a magic carpet?
LISTER: Yeah, a little three-seater.
RIMMER: So, let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you are completely sane?!
My favourite is this:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa_gZ_7sdZg[/youtube]
Joycee Banercheck
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That's one of my favourite episodes.Damocles said:Pigeonho said:Legendary show, will never be beaten.
The one where rimmer goes mad is my all time favourite.
'Whats dead and dead and dead all over?'
That has the second best RD line ever:
RIMMER: CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! If there is one thing I can't stand it's crazy people.
LISTER: Well we've passed the test, Rimmer. You can let us out.
RIMMER: I can't let you out.
LISTER: Why not?
RIMMER: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me. I begged him. I got down on my knees and wept. He wants to keep you here. Keep you here for ten years.
CAT: Could we see him?
RIMMER: See who?
CAT: The King.
RIMMER: Do you have a magic carpet?
LISTER: Yeah, a little three-seater.
RIMMER: So, let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you are completely sane?!
My favourite is this:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa_gZ_7sdZg[/youtube]
It's a lightswitch.
We use it to turn the lights on and off.
TFC
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So what is it?
Joycee Banercheck
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No idea, but let's get out there and twat it
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Joycee Banercheck
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The first book 'Red Dwarf' contained one of the most philisophical things I ever did read, hologromatically speaking.
I think I think, therefore I think I am.
Might be pre-Terminator and skynet.
EDIT: No I may have that wrong. It may have been; I think I am, therefore I may be. End of the day, a hologram wouldn't have forgotten and they are infinitely better in that capacity.
I think I think, therefore I think I am.
Might be pre-Terminator and skynet.
EDIT: No I may have that wrong. It may have been; I think I am, therefore I may be. End of the day, a hologram wouldn't have forgotten and they are infinitely better in that capacity.
Joycee Banercheck
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I'd never authenticate an audiobook having the gift of sight (thanks, God-or evolution), but the Dwarf audiobooks kept me going when I was blinded by conjunctivitisDamocles said:Only read "Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers", which was a great book.
In fact, it was probably one of the best and funniest books that I've read.