Nope, the moral of the story is NOT to cheat, the moral of the story is that the refs need to sort their shit out because they're the ones with the problem, NOT Phil.
They need to start applying the rules and start booking players for simulation.
I'd start with the question "Did the player scream in order to get the ref's attention?", if the answer is "YES" then off to the monitor's we go to decide if the contact warranted a scream, and whether the contact was enough to cause the player to loose his footing.