Big Swifty
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Red Adair's life story, The Lord of the Rigs
The Man Who Came on From the Cold. Johnny Tupper has been frozen out at City and made to train with the janitorial staff. An outbreak of primadonism has left the squad decimated just before the CL final. Young Tupper is told to wind up his five game with the catering staff and join the party travelling to the final.
He is brought on late in the second half with City trailing by a goal. He looks to the heavens and the clouds break, a beam of light cascades down on him and the whole stadium looks on awe.
Tommy chases Messi as he heads for goal. He catches him and makes a spectacular slide tackle, unfortunately he brings him down, is sent off and City go in to lose 5.1.
A salient take about hiw fairytale are a load of shite. Tommy is seen sitting on a bench shouting at pigeons in a duffle coat two sizes too small.
How many more times do you need to be told, you bampot? REMOVE ONE LETTER not replace, add, shuffle or duplicate. Jings! :)
Whats a bampot ? Presumably you left out a letter on purpose.How many more times do you need to be told, you bampot? REMOVE ONE LETTER not replace, add, shuffle or duplicate. Jings! :)