Stick it in your trouser leg.
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On a serious note.
Keep the banana uninflated, roll it up, and tuck it down your jeans next to your waist. The stewards won’t know any different.
I’m sure if any banana protest is organised the club will brief the head of security to brief all the stewards to look out for and to confiscate the inflatable bananas.
Then again, the fan groups could tell the club there is going to be a banana protest during a certain match, and the club can tell the stewards not to confiscate any bananas, and to let the peaceful protest inside the ground continue. I’m sure the club would like to see the level of support for the protest inside the ground.
Either way, unless the club start listening to the fans properly, and start rolling back the way they are treating the fans, there will be protests against the board and dare I say it against Khaldoon in the future.
If there are fan protests before the end of the season, then Khaldoon will have to address that issue in his end of season interview as long as Chris Bailey asks him a question about it, which I doubt Chris Bailey will. All hypothetical I know.