Revenge

[Ancient Citizen]

Or brake fluid on paint

That was in the old days of cellulose paint, it doesn't work on modern cars, so stick with the tried and trusted screwdriver and
and boots.

 

[Sid C]

Wrap a turd up in newspaper,
Set light to it,
Post it through the letter box,
Ring the bell,
Run like fuck.

 

[jimharri]

Walk away dignity intact don't waste anymore of your precious life and time on this waste of space end of.

 

[Blue Mist]

Where is the parody thread ? Come on this forum is slipping.


I am still waiting for the other half (who we all know posts on here) to post, unless of course he is already 6 foot under.

 

[skiddypants]

Walk away. it will bug them like mad, shows you don't give a shit!

 

[Phil1]

I've found a little kidnapping does the trick. Bag over head, trip up to the moors in the back of a van, make them aware of a can of gasoline on board and jobs a good'un. 4-5 hours should be enough before dumping them and letting them find their own way home.

 

[andyhinch]

Must be a dick head to piss her off I'd set fire to his balls and walk off laughing

 

[jimharri]

Where is the parody thread ? Come on this forum is slipping.


I am still waiting for the other half (who we all know posts on here) to post, unless of course he is already 6 foot under.

Check under the patio!

Seriously though; keep your chin up bg.

 

[jimharri]

Where is the parody thread ? Come on this forum is slipping.


I am still waiting for the other half (who we all know posts on here) to post, unless of course he is already 6 foot under.

Check under the patio!

Seriously though; keep your chin up bg.

 

[Phil1]

Must be a dick head to piss her off I'd set fire to his balls and walk off laughing

That's a relief - thought you were the one in trouble for a minute! Haha!