ancoats said:
My Uncle Billy had a 10ft willy and he showed it to the girl next door
she thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake and now its only 5ft 4
Good lord, how did I forget this gem? It was actually 4 foot 4 in Eccles.
The captain's wife was Mable,
by Christ and she was able,
to give the crew,
their daily screw,
upon the kitchen table.
First time I met her, I met her in black.
All in black, all in black,
She sucked my big ballsack.
Down the back alley where nobody goes.
Next time I met her, I met her in red.
All in red, all in red.
She knelt and gave me head.
Down the back alley where nobody goes.
Next time I met her, I met her in white.
All in white, all in white.
Her fanny was so tight.
Down the back alley where nobody goes.
Next time I met her, I met her in green.
All in green, all in green.
Her knickers were so clean.
Down the back alley where nobody goes.
And so on, and so on.......
Hitler has only got one ball,
the other is in the Albert Hall.
His mother, the dirty bugger,
she had scallops and bollocks for tea.
There was another about being served the wrong brand of trainers but I don't think it's worth a permaban in these politically correct times.
