Richard Keys

[lefty goldblatt]

Nonce
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[Nebuchadnezzar]

Follically gifted harbinger of cuntery

 

[Nellies left peg]

I wonder how he started the ball rolling when he decided he wanted to smash his daughters mate?

Picked her up from primary school

 

[Blue Mist]

I wonder how he started the ball rolling when he decided he wanted to smash his daughters mate?

I gather he told his daughter to go and visit her mum in the cancer ward whilst he took her mate



home

 

[TinFoilHat]

You have to hand it to Richard Keys, he really commits to the villain role.

After a sexism scandal ended his Sky Sports career, Keysy upped sticks to the Middle East, where he’s played a sort of Lord Haw-Haw role fronting Qatar’s footie coverage and defending the Gulf state against his critics.

He also began “mentoring” a gaggle of younger women who nicknamed him their “Doha dad”.

Eventually his wife, who was suffering from cancer, caught him knobbing one of this girl gang: his daughter’s best friend Lucie, who is 36 years younger than him.

Keys always denied being a dirty dog and claimed Lucie was just a friend, but this week the pair tied the knot.

What a mentor!

 

[discopop]

He’s a monkey mitted fuckpig

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Their first dance at the wedding reception was interesting…

 

[beano46]

The Police need to check the fat faced fucks hard drive in my opinion.