Barcon said:bobmcfc said:Barcon said:Accepted but I'll have to decline the generous offer. Cheers.
Just put a tea-towel over his head and pretend it's corky's rampant landlady
Hmm, starting to think he thought I was serious and he really does think I'm a cock. Not much chance of a blowjob then.
Have we figured out who the landlady is yet?
Im told she does a really impressive trick with baby oil and ping pong balls