Ridiculous things in films

[mcfc2112]

In movies, computers are magic boxes which can do anything.

And hacking is all pretty colours and nice shapes

Fuckin computers making stupid noises every time a screen changes!

I think nowadays that most people know that this is bollocks!

 

[Cellarite]

28 days later - who went round collecting the bodies and loading them into the churches whilst the maniacs were on the loose?

toy story - if buzz lightyear honestly thinks he's a space ranger and not a toy, why does he go lifeless like the rest of the toys when a person walks in? why does he not explain the situation to andy's mam?

the fact that in every scary film, no-one thinks of using their mobile phone.

star wars - just star wars.

 

[ono]

Just finished watching the frankly piss poor "Captain America" with my lad.

There was a scene in it with a plane loaded with bombs and each of the bombs had its destination "New York", "Chicago" painted ornately along the side, so as to alert anyone as to the nature of the plot they had uncovered and it reminded me about how ridiculous I have always found the use of a timer on any explosive device in a film - I mean why would you alert any potential saboteur as to how long they had to detonate your device?

Are there any other ridiculous and wholly unrealistic things in films that annoy others as much as this annoys me?

You're moaning about Captain America being unrealistic? Hahaha ace.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Just finished watching the frankly piss poor "Captain America" with my lad.

There was a scene in it with a plane loaded with bombs and each of the bombs had its destination "New York", "Chicago" painted ornately along the side, so as to alert anyone as to the nature of the plot they had uncovered and it reminded me about how ridiculous I have always found the use of a timer on any explosive device in a film - I mean why would you alert any potential saboteur as to how long they had to detonate your device?

Are there any other ridiculous and wholly unrealistic things in films that annoy others as much as this annoys me?

You're moaning about Captain America being unrealistic? Hahaha ace.

If you actually read what I wrote, I said that I found the use of timers on explosive devices to be unrealistic (and ridiculous).

Also, use of the word "ace", except in relation to the use of playing cards, ended sometime around 1986.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

why has central locking been "uninvented " in car parks when a lady is being chased and fucks about trying to force the key in the door

PUSH THE BUTTON, GET IN, PUT THE DOOR LOCKS ON !!

YOUR FUCKING SAFE woman

but no.fumble fumble.......key in door...dead

Almost as interesting as your belief that car windows are some form of unpenetrable armor!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Sylvestor Stallone playing in goal in Escape To Victory

 

[Second Skin]

I have never seen a lift/elevator with an emergency stop button.

 

[hertsblue]

Sylvestor Stallone playing in goal in Escape To Victory

Better choice than De gea............
Would have taken too many takes for him to film the saves

 

[The Pink Panther]

Sylvestor Stallone playing in goal in Escape To Victory

Passing off the chance to escape from the Nazis at half time because you want to play a game of football that has a ref more bias than Peter Walton

Kevin Costner's Robin Hood.
Not only did he land on the South coast and say we will soon be in Nottingham, they then went for a walk along Hadrians Wall.

Where Eagles Dare.
Clint Eastwood has been shooting Germans with a gun that has a silencer.
He then attempts to creep up behind the radio operator instead of shooting him as well.
Oh. and whist we're on the subject of WW2 films. How come every time they kill some Germans and steal their uniforms, they're always a perfect fit and don't have any blood stains on them?

 

[PJMCC1UK]

The Rock: The whole film is laughable. Deadly nerve agent stored in fragile glass beads? Whole SEAL teams wiped out while octogenarian scotsman and a nerd survive? Please.

In the Rock Sean Connery had memorised the sequence for the burners when he was escaping and has to reverse them in his head so he can get in to allow the commandos to get in.
He then lets the commandos in by opening a door. So why did he not just go out that door in the original breakout instead of memorising the burner sequence.
Perhaps I am wrong.