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be funny as fuck if GB ended up with sod all after all this BBC "Super Saturday" bullshit. A dodgy, a bitch and a ginger won a few golds on the same day and it's something to get pumped over apparently.

Mo Farah, Jessica Ennis-Hill and Greg Rutherford are three of the finest athletes this country has ever produced but to this fuckwit they are, respectively, "a dodgy", "a bitch" and "a ginger".

Presumably Jessica Ennis-Hill is a "bitch" because, as a successful, attractive woman she wouldn't dream of going within a square mile of you and your micro-penis.
 
Team table tennis is on now. Or blokes have unfortunately been handed the Chinese as opponents. Lost the first match, but our guy done quite well. Second math CH on now, and we're not doing that badly. Female ref called Fanny Ho....!!
 
KJT - Typical scouser.

Just heard her interview on 5live and she washaving a go at the reporter for stating the obvious that her shot put and javelin throwing was shit. "Why do you focus on that,not my strengths?" The reporter replied it was those events that lost her the chance of a medal "I'll just get stronger at my best events."

She needs someone like Ennis to help train her, although from that attitude I don't think she'd listen.
 
Golf on just now. Surprised to see no one has died yet. McIlroy is a Rag shithouse.........
 
Absolutely amazing scenes at the gymnastics. Golf for Britain, Silver and Bronze to Brazil. The Brazilian fans were cheering mistakes by other gymnasts......even the Yank at the end seemed to be laughing at it.
 
What a gold in the gymnastics! Could get one in in the pommel horse too. Rose going for a gold in the golf, Murray doing the same in the tennis. Guaranteed a gold in the cycling as Jason kenny races Callum Skinner. Doing very good in the badminton men's singles, as well. Could be quite a day! Plus Cavendish gets going tonight.
 
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Again, the fucking BBC commentators are getting on my fucking nerves. The two at the gymnastics are really good, very knowledgeable and not too excitable, and very fair in their assessments. The cunts in the studio are arseholes. They must be on bonus money for every time they use the word 'history'. That fucking annoying bitch Balding is on right now hyping it up to fucking ridiculous levels 'could be the biggest night in British sport ever'..........FUCK OFF YOU HORSEY FACED FAT ANNOYONG HAIRY CLUNGED ****
 
What a gold in the gymnastics! Could get one in in the pommel horse too. Rose going for a gold in the golf, Murray doing the same in the tennis. Guaranteed a gold in the cycling as Jason kenny races Callum Skinner. Doing very good in the badminton, men's singles as well. Could be quite a day! Plus Cavendish gets going tonight.
Whitlock was excellent. Who the fuck are the two ugly bastards on the gymnastics now???? Man alive, pug ugly.
 
Oi, I quite like Matt Baker.
Oh my lord, is that the bloke sat next to the bird? If so, you need to get to Specsavers. He wouldn't look out of place playing a banjo in the deep south!
 
Oh my lord, is that the bloke sat next to the bird? If so, you need to get to Specsavers. He wouldn't look out of place playing a banjo in the deep south!

No, he's the one who is usually presenting Countryfile at this time on a Sunday. North East accent, tall, dark, handsome...
 
The Brazilian fellas are chuffed to fuck with their medals. Really good to see. Mind you, the bloke getting the Silver is crying like a girl now....... bless! The bloke giving the medals out is a lazy bastard though, won't even get up to give the medals to the gymnasts!
 
No, he's the one who is usually presenting Countryfile at this time on a Sunday. North East accent, tall, dark, handsome...
Ah right, he's the normal looking one! Mind you, I'd look normal sat next to those other two.
 
I thought Rose had holed that putt, looks like he and Stenson will be tied with 2 holes left.
 
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Rose may have just won gold in the golf! Him and Stenson now preparing to putt on the final hole.
 

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