I'm surprised at how worked up (and surprised?) people seem to be getting.
My initial response was "meh. ok."
Then I had an epiphany that we should loan him to far flung clubs. The Russian clubs were a good idea, but I'm sure he can still find a nightclub in Moscow. So I've narrowed it down to two:
1. FK Liepājas Metalurgs-Latvian champions, Robbie would love the warmish summers and learn about how cold winter can get. He'd be at the top of the table, competing for the Latvian Higher league crown, and he'd be only two two-legged ties away from the Champions League group stages! And from what I hear, Lettish isn't too hard to learn.
2. Real Salt Lake-He's already played for one royal club, why not try the "real" one? As reigning MLS champions, he'll be joining a winner. And he would be playing in a champions league of sorts, the Concacaaf Champions League! He already kind of knows English, so I'm sure the transition will be easy! Besides, Salt Lake City is known for it's culture and diversity, though he might have a slightly tricky time finding a nightclub, or alcohol, caffeine or fun for that matter. Even if he doesn't fancy it, he'd still be the best player in the league.