Romance

[ifiwasarichfan]

Hello Ladies

I gave Mrs Richfan a box of Cadbury's Roses and when she opened them she found that I had put a Gold Bracelet inside.

This is the stuff you are on about isn't it ?

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I bought Mrs Fetlocks a new belt and bag a while back.
But it makes no difference - she still won't do the fucking Hoovering.

 

[mcmanus]

Hello Ladies

I gave Mrs Richfan a box of Cadbury's Roses and when she opened them she found that I had put a Gold Bracelet inside.

This is the stuff you are on about isn't it ?

Is a gold bracelet similar to a pearl necklace?

If not at least buy fucking Galaxy next time you cheap twat.

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

My mate chopped a line of cocaine into a heart shaped line for his mrs once, clear evidence that romance is alive and well

 

[dazdon]

My mate chopped a line of cocaine into a heart shaped line for his mrs once, clear evidence that romance is alive and well

That sort of display of affection is not to be sniffed at.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

My mate chopped a line of cocaine into a heart shaped line for his mrs once, clear evidence that romance is alive and well

That sort of display of affection is not to be sniffed at.

Terrible joke lad

100 lines for you

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

My missus is of Jamaican origin so I got some Reggae Reggae sauce and dipped my old man in it and served it up for her on one nostalgic, romantic filled night.

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

The ending to the best romantic film ever made, David Lean's 1945 classic Brief Encounter...(Filmed at Carnforth railway station....the station clock is still there)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hubyFqSUaGA[/youtube]


Pass me a hankie.......:(

 

[aguero93:20]

My missus is of Jamaican origin so I got some Reggae Reggae sauce and dipped my old man in it and served it up for her on one nostalgic, romantic filled night.

I'd imagine that was risky.

I demand a pass with all this stuff, she gets dinner cooked for her every day, which is romantic and stops everyone dying of food poisoning, that should be enough for anyone.

 

[mayo31]

The first time I told my wife I loved her it went along the lines of - "I think I love you, I love City, I feel similar about you but I not sure!"

Anyway 19 years married in August, so she must have appreciated what I meant