Romance

rushts said:
dronefromsector7g said:
rushts said:
She's having you on mate, that right button on her mouse is at breaking point....
With all these frigid birds in the cellar it's no wonder we are all bi-curious, or is it just me and Chabal?


Chabal is in over his head...... he's nervous..

Did I hear that right?

Somebody's giving me head?
 
mcmanus said:
de niro said:
Ammy said:
I've just watched a soppy film and am feeling all gooey. Talk to me about romance.
What's the most romantic thing you've ever done, or experienced...?

The best romance is when you Dont have to do anything at all. Its when you just look at someone across the room whilst watching telly and realise they still weaken you.like they have done for decades.




Edit. Even though they can be a right pain sometimes :)


True that De Niro.

Only one girl can do that to me. Serious pal. Went to a mates wedding two weeks ago and my first love/girlfriend spotted me and smiled at me in the church. I hadn't seen her in years and my heart rate must of hit 300 when she smiled at me.

Anything happen?
 
johnny on the spot said:
Well, this thread escalated quickly.


It's my fault, i have the ability to drag other people down to my level.


Right this is as Romantic as i am......


It's mrs rushts birthday on the June 5th, so far i have booked a 4 day break for her/us in Amsterdam, i also bought her a puppy ( cocker Spaniel £750 btw) because her dad died last year and although i was against another pet, she's been so down and she's a dog lover so balls to it. I am also giving my parents the money to get her some diamond earrings when they go to Dubai as i can get twice as much for my money over there. To pay for all this, i have been doing overtime and plumbing jobs that she does not know about.

If that is not romantic i give up.
 
rushts said:
johnny on the spot said:
Well, this thread escalated quickly.


It's my fault, i have the ability do drag other people down to my level.


Right this is as Romantic as i am......


It's mrs rushts birthday on the June 5th, so far i have booked a 4 day break for her/us in Amsterdam, i also bought her a puppy ( cocker Spaniel £750 btw) because her dad died last year and although i was against another pet, she's been so down and she's a dog lover so balls to it. I am also giving my parents the money to get her some diamond earrings when they go to Dubai as i can get twice as much for my money over there. To pay for all this, i have been doing overtime and plumbing jobs that she does not know about.

If that is not romantic i give up.

I'd be careful if I was you, those trolley dollys are notorius for shagging about. Wouldn't surprise me if she was having an affair with one of the captains.
 
Rammy Blue said:
rushts said:
johnny on the spot said:
Well, this thread escalated quickly.


It's my fault, i have the ability do drag other people down to my level.


Right this is as Romantic as i am......


It's mrs rushts birthday on the June 5th, so far i have booked a 4 day break for her/us in Amsterdam, i also bought her a puppy ( cocker Spaniel £750 btw) because her dad died last year and although i was against another pet, she's been so down and she's a dog lover so balls to it. I am also giving my parents the money to get her some diamond earrings when they go to Dubai as i can get twice as much for my money over there. To pay for all this, i have been doing overtime and plumbing jobs that she does not know about.

If that is not romantic i give up.

I'd be careful if I was you, those trolley dollys are notorius for shagging about. Wouldn't surprise me if she was having an affair with one of the captains.

Oh no you didn't !
 
rushts said:
johnny on the spot said:
Well, this thread escalated quickly.


It's my fault, i have the ability to drag other people down to my level.


Right this is as Romantic as i am......


It's mrs rushts birthday on the June 5th, so far i have booked a 4 day break for her/us in Amsterdam, i also bought her a puppy ( cocker Spaniel £750 btw) because her dad died last year and although i was against another pet, she's been so down and she's a dog lover so balls to it. I am also giving my parents the money to get her some diamond earrings when they go to Dubai as i can get twice as much for my money over there. To pay for all this, i have been doing overtime and plumbing jobs that she does not know about.

If that is not romantic i give up.

That's lovely! Well done you :-)
 
I really don't get the pegging thing. Being sexually dominated by a confident woman is one thing, but having a large rubber dong crammed up your Tom Thumb is quite another.
 
dronefromsector7g said:
Rammy Blue said:
rushts said:
It's my fault, i have the ability do drag other people down to my level.


Right this is as Romantic as i am......


It's mrs rushts birthday on the June 5th, so far i have booked a 4 day break for her/us in Amsterdam, i also bought her a puppy ( cocker Spaniel £750 btw) because her dad died last year and although i was against another pet, she's been so down and she's a dog lover so balls to it. I am also giving my parents the money to get her some diamond earrings when they go to Dubai as i can get twice as much for my money over there. To pay for all this, i have been doing overtime and plumbing jobs that she does not know about.

If that is not romantic i give up.

I'd be careful if I was you, those trolley dollys are notorius for shagging about. Wouldn't surprise me if she was having an affair with one of the captains.

Oh no you didn't !


Now you mention it.... Gelsons Dad has been giving me a wide birth of late.... :-(
 
rushts said:
dronefromsector7g said:
Rammy Blue said:
I'd be careful if I was you, those trolley dollys are notorius for shagging about. Wouldn't surprise me if she was having an affair with one of the captains.

Oh no you didn't !


Now you mention it.... Gelsons Dad has been giving me a wide birth of late.... :-(
Come to think of it, half the cellar's been ignoring you
 
Ammy said:
rushts said:
johnny on the spot said:
Well, this thread escalated quickly.


It's my fault, i have the ability to drag other people down to my level.


Right this is as Romantic as i am......


It's mrs rushts birthday on the June 5th, so far i have booked a 4 day break for her/us in Amsterdam, i also bought her a puppy ( cocker Spaniel £750 btw) because her dad died last year and although i was against another pet, she's been so down and she's a dog lover so balls to it. I am also giving my parents the money to get her some diamond earrings when they go to Dubai as i can get twice as much for my money over there. To pay for all this, i have been doing overtime and plumbing jobs that she does not know about.

If that is not romantic i give up.

That's lovely! Well done you :-)


Thank you, i am not the Neanderthal i am portrayed as on here by some of our more uncouth residents. Drone, i'm looking at you.....
 

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