Romance

Most people keep there eyes closed when kissing. If you have a sneeky peep at the lady's feet whilst in the middle of a decent snog and one of their feet leaves the ground its a sure sign you are doing it right and they are getting damp.

Not often I wish I was younger but I do right now after posting that one.
 
ifiwasarichfan said:
Most people keep there eyes closed when kissing. If you have a sneeky peep at the lady's feet whilst in the middle of a decent snog and one of their feet leaves the ground its a sure sign you are doing it right and they are getting damp.

Not often I wish I was younger but I do right now after posting that one.





Oooohhhh, you smooth talker you, i've got a bit of blood in it now. Mrs rushts says thanks x
 
johnny on the spot said:
I forgot to mention that top moment when her eyes get all big, her cheeks flush, you push that lock of hair behind her ear and your lips press hers.

Only then does she make that gorgeous 'mnnh' noise. God, I love women.

Arrival is imminent.
 
johnny on the spot said:
I forgot to mention that top moment when her eyes get all big, her cheeks flush, you push that lock of hair behind her ear and your lips press hers.

Only then does she make that gorgeous 'mnnh' noise. God, I love women.

Will you marry me?
 
dronefromsector7g said:
You sound a right bunch of fairies. Man up FFS.

You're right.

I always thought foreplay consisted of 6 bottles of Newcastle Brown, 20 Woodbine and a video of when we beat the rags 5-1.
 
chabal said:
dronefromsector7g said:
You sound a right bunch of fairies. Man up FFS.

You're right.

I always thought foreplay consisted of 6 bottles of Newcastle Brown, 20 Woodbine and a video of when we beat the rags 5-1.
Fancy a bum?
 
johnny on the spot said:
I forgot to mention that top moment when her eyes get all big, her cheeks flush, you push that lock of hair behind her ear and your lips press hers.

Only then does she make that gorgeous 'mnnh' noise. God, I love women.

blimey, has is just gone really hot in here?
 
bluegirl74 said:
johnny on the spot said:
I forgot to mention that top moment when her eyes get all big, her cheeks flush, you push that lock of hair behind her ear and your lips press hers.

Only then does she make that gorgeous 'mnnh' noise. God, I love women.

blimey, has is just gone really hot in here?

Menopause?
 

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