Romance

[Ste1969]

Either Jots mrs has hacked his account, or he is on mumsnet c & p ;)

He's either being disingenuous or gay or both or a real catch

Fair play to him posting on here whilst doing the ironing...

 

[andyhinch]

Either Jots mrs has hacked his account, or he is on mumsnet c & p ;)

He's either being disingenuous or gay or both or a real catch

Fair play to him posting on here whilst doing the ironing...

Multi-tasting must be a bastard, going around killing things is never going to indear me to the ladies on here.

 

[johnny on the spot]

I'm genuine, ladies. I will pay you great attention in bed.

 

[Ste1969]

He's either being disingenuous or gay or both or a real catch

Fair play to him posting on here whilst doing the ironing...

Multi-tasting must be a bastard, going around killing things is never going to indear me to the ladies on here.

FFS dont kill jots unless you have shares in duracell, he has been keeping them '' happy'' all night.

 

[andyhinch]

I'm genuine, ladies. I will pay you great attention in bed.

I'd just give them a good hard shag, it seems to work

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

I'm genuine, ladies. I will pay you great attention in bed.

Me also, and I refer the Bluemoon ladies to page 32 where I explained exactly how, why and where I gained this knowledge.

I do suspect however, that I am at least twenty years older than my favourite Gardener :)

Go JOTS !!

 

[andyhinch]

Fair play to him posting on here whilst doing the ironing...

Multi-tasting must be a bastard, going around killing things is never going to indear me to the ladies on here.

FFS dont kill jots unless you have shares in duracell, he has been keeping them '' happy'' all night.

jots a good lad, I only kill people that piss me off, hit women, don't support city, don't rate fish & chips or call a barm a muffin

 

[stony]

Brush her face, gaze into her eyes and absorb her into the deepest kiss she's ever known.

 

[Bill]

I forgot to mention that top moment when her eyes get all big, her cheeks flush, you push that lock of hair behind her ear and your lips press hers.

Only then does she make that gorgeous 'mnnh' noise. God, I love women.

Will you marry me?

Excuse me!

 

[another generation]

Multi-tasting must be a bastard, going around killing things is never going to indear me to the ladies on here.

Captain Caveman!