Romance

[johnny on the spot]

A woman inducing lust in a man is one thing. We're programmed to be turned on by you and we can't help it. We're yours for the taking.

But for a woman to induce romance in a man is special. Romance is in all men, but it's a dark art and can drive us to do mad things.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

A woman inducing lust in a man is one thing. We're programmed to be turned on by you and we can't help it. We're yours for the taking.

But for a woman to induce romance in a man is special. Romance is in all men, but it's a dark art and can drive us to do mad things.

Does that include wanking outside a bird's bedroom window?

 

[johnny on the spot]

A woman inducing lust in a man is one thing. We're programmed to be turned on by you and we can't help it. We're yours for the taking.

But for a woman to induce romance in a man is special. Romance is in all men, but it's a dark art and can drive us to do mad things.

Does that include wanking outside a bird's bedroom window?

Even that, my friend.

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

A woman inducing lust in a man is one thing. We're programmed to be turned on by you and we can't help it. We're yours for the taking.

But for a woman to induce romance in a man is special. Romance is in all men, but it's a dark art and can drive us to do mad things.

I'll tell you what romance is pal..

romance is driving 45 mins at 2.30am to pick your missus up from a work night out because her mate is so pissed no taxi will take them. romance is scraping your missus friend up off the pavement and carrying her the quarter mile back to your car. Romance is spending 2 hours at 3.30 am cleaning your missus' friends spittle from the passenger seat/window/glove box of your car. Romance is making breakfast for them both the next morning and holding in the 400 jokes a second that are going through your head to save embarrassment for the poor fucker.

 

[BimboBob]

Romance is only shagging your Wife's big titted best friend twice. And 1 nosh.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

A woman inducing lust in a man is one thing. We're programmed to be turned on by you and we can't help it. We're yours for the taking.

But for a woman to induce romance in a man is special. Romance is in all men, but it's a dark art and can drive us to do mad things.

Does that include wanking outside a bird's bedroom window?

Even that, my friend.

Call me Casanova

 

[rushts]

A woman inducing lust in a man is one thing. We're programmed to be turned on by you and we can't help it. We're yours for the taking.

But for a woman to induce romance in a man is special. Romance is in all men, but it's a dark art and can drive us to do mad things.

I'll tell you what romance is pal..

romance is driving 45 mins at 2.30am to pick your missus up from a work night out because her mate is so pissed no taxi will take them. romance is scraping your missus friend up off the pavement and carrying her the quarter mile back to your car. Romance is spending 2 hours at 3.30 am cleaning your missus' friends spittle from the passenger seat/window/glove box of your car. Romance is making breakfast for them both the next morning and holding in the 400 jokes a second that are going through your head to save embarrassment for the poor fucker.

I'm taking it you slipped her a length whilst she was asleep?

 

[johnny on the spot]

Esteban, that's not romance. That's excellent decency.

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Problem for men is I don't think we know what romance actually is
Case in point,the mrs loves AC/DC and couldn't get a ticket when they were touring a few years ago so I went on a search for a few weeks trying anything and everything.
I eventually sourced 2 front row tickets for AC/DC,only problem being it was for Tampa Bay stadium in Florida the week before Christmas
So we had Christmas & new year in Florida and saw AC/DC
Apparently that was romantic
Never saw that as romantic,it's just something I did for someone i think the world of

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Problem for men is I don't think we know what romance actually is
Case in point,the mrs loves AC/DC and couldn't get a ticket when they were touring a few years ago so I went on a search for a few weeks trying anything and everything.
I eventually sourced 2 front row tickets for AC/DC,only problem being it was for Tampa Bay stadium in Florida the week before Christmas
So we had Christmas & new year in Florida and saw AC/DC
Apparently that was romantic
Never saw that as romantic,it's just something I did for someone i think the world of

That brought a tear to my eye :)