Ronaldo and Van der Saar in Car Smash

[bluemoon32]

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[harry the plumber]

Bet baconfaces version of the crash will contain ..30mph and a dog.

 

[Blue Si O.B]

Re: Ronaldo and Van der Saar in Car Smash - ITK

He's perfectly fine, so laugh away.

id laugh if it was a lot worse to be honest still not forgiven him for his world cup antics

 

[zandvoort blue]

Is that Canal Street?

 

[blue_chili_pepper]

he turns the wheel left
he turns the wheel riiiiight
that fag ronaldo
his driving is shite!!!

 

[bluemoon22]

He falls down on the pitch like he has been hit by a sniper, but walks away from a car accident?

LOL !!!!!!!

 

[bluemoon22]

Any reports of white Fiat Punto's in the tunnel at the same time?

Quality mate !!!!

 

[EVIL]

There's a red spotty c*nt
And he's just had a shunt
It's Ronaldo

Took it straight up the rear
From a bum-chum dutch queer
Van der Saar

His Ferrari red-rose
Like his Manager's nose
Is no more

(to the dean martin tune - amore)

 

[coleridge]

Surely

'...is no more-ey...'

 

[shadygiz]

posted this in the other thread before...but i've changed it slightly ;p

to the tune of shitty man utd went to rome


the cheating twat ronaldo drove his car into the wall
arguin with taggart on his phone about fuck all
he turned into a tunnel, put his car into a skid
all because he wants to play for real madrid

FUCK OFF!!

who the fuck are man united
who the fuck are man united
who the fuck are man united
as the blues go marchin on on on