Rooney and the freedom of Derby

[Indaparkside]

Rooney is being considered for the honour of the freedom of Derby, you couldn't make it up what the fucks he done to deserve this prestigious award apparently he can go anywhere he likes in Derby the care homes have erected 12 foot fences and bolstered their security in anticipation just incase he fancy a midnight stroll

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Freedom to what? Bang people’s mums?

 

[Bantamgaz]

Big up the man who got his club relegated ............ the twat got away with it last season ........ they did well this season under no pressure at all ........ wait till next season when they are expected to walk the league

 

[mat]

They shag sheep in derby not grannies.

 

[andyhinch]

It’s just a title, luckily it doesn’t give you anything

 

[bluethrunthru]

Rooney is being considered for the honour of the freedom of Derby, you couldn't make it up what the fucks he done to deserve this prestigious award apparently he can go anywhere he likes in Derby the care homes have erected 12 foot fences and bolstered their security in anticipation just incase he fancy a midnight stroll

does it get him the key to every brothel in town and the right to herd grannies down the High Street on a Shrove Tuesday?

 

[AColdNightInStoke]

‘China Plate’?- Never heard of her. She must go waaaay back.

 

[oakiecokie]

It’s just a title, luckily it doesn’t give you anything

It wouldn`t even give me a hard on.

 

[andyhinch]

It wouldn`t even give me a hard on.

That’s not saying much at your age ;-)

 

[mat]

It’s just a title, luckily it doesn’t give you anything

Freedom to enter the homes of grannies.