Rooney and the freedom of Derby

[blueinsa]

It’s utterly fucking laughable what this country is turning into with the sort of thinking that goes behind shit like this.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

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‘China Plate’?- Never heard of her. She must go waaaay back.

How the fuck is he 36? I’m 40 and look twenty years younger than Rooney!

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

How the fuck is he 36? I’m 40 and look twenty years younger than Rooney!

FOC! ;-)

For full disclosure, I too am 36 and in slightly better nic........

 

[BrianW]

'My masters of Ireland, you will crown apes at length' - King Henry VII.

Delete 'Ireland' and insert 'Derby'.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

They shag sheep in derby not grannies.

Maybe he’s moved on to OAP sheep.

 

[paulchapo]

Rooney is being considered for the honour of the freedom of Derby, you couldn't make it up what the fucks he done to deserve this prestigious award apparently he can go anywhere he likes in Derby the care homes have erected 12 foot fences and bolstered their security in anticipation just incase he fancy a midnight stroll

Fuck me, that's a PRIZE????? Lol!!!

 

[yankblue]

How the fuck is he 36? I’m 40 and look twenty years younger than Rooney!

Compare him to 38 year old Fernandinho



Unfortunately for Wayne you are what you eat, if you catch my drift