Rooney (MERGED)

Stillsy said:
stony said:
Bwahahahahaha A real athlete looks after themselves and would be insulted if you put them in the same bracket as the fat Hinge and Bracket molester.

that still doesnt mean he doesnt have an athletes body.

hes quick and strong.

Yea but a fat scouser is living in it.
 
Buy Dzeko, he will score as many and play a role we are currently lacking. We need to build our own image and players such as Balotelli, Silva, Boateng, Kolarov, and Dzeko can be part of that.

And no, Dzeko isn't locked on to Juve, his agent refuted that. If we outbid Juve, we can still buy him.
 
mat said:
stony said:
Bwahahahahaha A real athlete looks after themselves and would be insulted if you put them in the same bracket as the fat Hinge and Bracket molester.

He'd fuck Hinge and Bracket Stony.


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ok, ok, if he came I think the following rules must be set out that he's contractually obliged to follow:

a) he follows a strict dieting regime administered by the club and gives up the drinking(at least to a moderate level) and smoking.

b) he remains completely and utterly faithful to his wife and child, no more of his antics WHATSOEVER.

c) he stops his nasty antics on the pitch towards refs and other players and sets a good example.

d) he sings the national anthem(ok pushing it a bit but yeah he should do).

e) he plays like Tevez ;).

f) he comes out and publically admits he never liked the rags and only went to them because they were a successful club and he wanted the money and to win trophies.

g) he beats the shit out of fergie and Ratface in his first City derby.

Then I might, just might consider accepting him.
 
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1321680/Martin-Samuel-The-fall-Sir-Alex-Fergusons-empire.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... mpire.html</a>
 
I have not read too much on all this today but i have seen many sensationalist headlines like 'Rooney is desperate to leave United' and 'Rooney would join city' etc but as there actually been ANY quotes from Rooney or Manu, Ferguson etc?.
Also i just read a few pages of this thread and i like how Rooney has gone from a 'fat, overrated granny shagging Shrek' to worldclass in the space of a few hours (or since that link with City), some of you make me laugh sometimes.
 
Wayne Rooney has told his Manchester United team-mates that he WILL consider a move from Old Trafford to neighbours Manchester City.

The United striker is considering his options after telling the club that he will not be extending the 18 months of his current contract.

It emerged last night that there is real interest from City, who will have to pay Rooney £230,000-a-week to broker a deal.

That would make him the highest paid player in the Barclays Premier League. United are unlikely to offer more than £150,000.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1321675/Wayne-Rooney-Id-join-Manchester-City.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... -City.html</a>
 

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