Rooney (MERGED)

[Skashion]

U-N-I-T-E-D, feeder club for Man City, with a nick nack paddy whack give a dog a bone, Rooney's agent on the phone!

Don't want him but that made me involuntarily chuckle.

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

I'll only allow this Rooney deal to go through on 1 condition that I can shag Coleen up the arse for at least 30mins.

30 minutes? I am very impressed Sir. I wouldn't last 30 seconds.

well I just thought it gives me 19 minutes 4 play and 10 minutes cuddling.

 

[Benarbia]

Cor blimey I read the vomit inducing crap that Damocles spouted about Mario saying he'd watched every second of this lad since he was born and how he is IT..

So why exactly do we need Wayne????

 

[Ricster]

I'm waiting for his sister Abby to tell us. Then i'll really believe it.

 

[JO 14]

Fuck off, i pay for a ticket so i'll boo who ever the fuck i like especially that rag bastard. Not a true fan, been a season ticket holder for 12 years, i guess you think anyone who doesnt lick the arse of a city player even when there playing shit isnt a fan, well if thats your opinion go fuck yourself

Rag.

Thats the general conception on this site, say something that someone disagrees with and your automatically a rag. Some people on here would applaud Hitler if he was wearing a city shirt by the sounds of it

 

[Glazers_Wallet]

F*CK OFF ROONEY!

Why is every1 making songs up about him playing for city? he's a rag... i cant stand him, and the thought of him representing Manchester City is sickening. I dont want this scum bag at City he is not worthy, we dont need him PLUS he doesnt fit into our team.

i could never bring my self to sing rooney rooney either...

Wayne Rooney NO THANKS

 

[hilts]

Rag.

Thats the general conception on this site, say something that someone disagrees with and your automatically a rag. Some people on here would applaud Hitler if he was wearing a city shirt by the sounds of it

only if he got 20+ goals a season

 

[not my fault!]

Doesn't sit easy with in the slightest.

It's all rather hilarious, but once I remind myself that it could result in The Scouse Pele™ actually playing in sky blue, I begin to feel pretty fucking ill.

I've said it before but I'd sooner castrate myself with a rusty penknife than fawn over the same fat **** we were all laughing at a week ago.

Some of you lot define the word 'fickle', embarrassing stuff really.

I'd vomit if he signed for us.

Hear what you're saying bu, and understand why some dont want him at the club but... Put the fact he is a rag aside for one min and think about the player (not the person, we all agree he's a twat!). He's is without a doubt a fantastic talent and can seriously change a game if on form (ok he's not on form at present but could that be because of all this shit flying around about him?) and he is one of the best players in the world. For those reasons alone I would snap their hands off and buy him, also remember he can buy his own contract out in the summer, doesnt want to be there, the club want to get him off the wage bill you would expect so... I very much doubt he would be sold for anything near the £50m+ thats being talked about, £25m would be a bargin in that case and to good a chance to miss (if it's all true of course!).

 

[FantasyIreland]

Cor blimey I read the vomit inducing crap that Damocles spouted about Mario saying he'd watched every second of this lad since he was born and how he is IT..

So why exactly do we need Wayne????

The master of bullshit accusing another of spouting it.......

Errr,because Rooney is one of the best players on the planet and will compliment Mario maybe?

 

[Benarbia]

Right and we throw Tevez by the wayside?? Or do we play 3 upfront in a team which rarely plays 2 upfront??