sung in a tinker's voice, with banjo accompaniment to the tune of "when I'm cleanin' windows" (think Frank Skinner doing that thing he does)
fergusson he said to me,
"is that trouble with yer knee?"
I said fuck you, I'll leave for free.......
when I'm wayne rooney!
then who should phone but man-cini
he asked if he could speak with me,
"there's a place on our bench just meant for thee....."
when I'm wayne rooney!
big contract 'til I'm thirty three
is what we need, coleen and me,
but all I got was her gran-ny.....
when I'm.....
etc
the voices in my head made me laugh, at least
.....could someone pass my coat, hat, scarf and gloves?