Rooney song

[Swales lives]

Swalesy, sorry mate, I tried....God I tried...;O(

Thanks Dabz, some people are taking this whole Wooney thang a bit too seriously.
The Mark King suggestion sounds bang-on by the way

 

[sweep]

I'm still working on the tune but the words would be something along the lines of:

**** **** **** ****,
**** **** **** ****...

 

[york away to this!]

sung in a tinker's voice, with banjo accompaniment to the tune of "when I'm cleanin' windows" (think Frank Skinner doing that thing he does)

fergusson he said to me,
"is that trouble with yer knee?"
I said fuck you, I'll leave for free.......
when I'm wayne rooney!

then who should phone but man-cini
he asked if he could speak with me,
"there's a place on our bench just meant for thee....."
when I'm wayne rooney!

big contract 'til I'm thirty three
is what we need, coleen and me,
but all I got was her gran-ny.....
when I'm.....

etc

the voices in my head made me laugh, at least

.....could someone pass my coat, hat, scarf and gloves?

 

[kippaxblue76]

He aint leaving the swamp.

 

[THEBLUEDONKEY]

How about a new song for him anyway with a cheeky nod to dabz

to the tune of the torres / tevez song

He's got a pie for a head .....rooney rooney
He likes his women nearly dead
Roo-oo-ney, Roo-oo-ney

he wants to swap his red for blue
theres fuck all Bacon face can do

fat lad rooney
fuck off weve got tev

or fat lad rooney
wishes he was blue

something like that ???

 

[Bluesy7]

I'm more of a passive bluemooner shown by my limited posts but i like songs so heres this one

wayne wayne come to man city
play with tevez and balotelli
it could be worse
you could just stay
watching debts grow day by day

to the park ji sung song

 

[TheMatrix31]

If he were to come....


to the tune of "Money" by Pink Floyd

Roo-ney....got away
Got a good job with more pay
and he's okayyy (don't even need to really change it up for that one)

Roo-ney.....once a rag
Sheikh's cash will buy him a niceee shag


etc

 

[mike o]

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Harold Melvin and the BLUE notes - "Dont leave me this Way(ne)"

Wouldnt work on a terrace but its one of my all time faves and i'll be adapting it next time i hear it :-)

 

[chanceatthefarpost]

U-N-I-T-E-D
Feeder club for Man City
With a knickknack paddywhack give a dog a bone
Rooney's agents on the phone

 

[bluemoon27]

what about this to the tune of my old mans a dustman

the fergie empires crumbling and rooney wants to go
he said he wants man city but bobby told him no
fuck off back to everton or film another shrek
cos if i see you in a city shirt i`ll break your fuckin neck
so go out banging prostitutes or back to robbin cars
but if you think your coming to eastlands
you can kiss my fuckin arse