Rooney to Everton??

[TFC]

Would make an excellent replacement for Lukaku's right arse cheek. Not sure how they'll replace the rest of him tho.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Surely Rooney is past his Premier League sell by date. His only serious options would be China or MLS.
I think he'd opt for China as the MLS language barrier might be a step to far.

 

[Vienna_70]

Surely Rooney is past his Premier League sell by date. His only serious options would be China or MLS.
I think he'd opt for China as the MLS language barrier might be a step to far.

LOL!

Brilliant!

 

[Barcon]

If I was an Everton supporter I wouldn't piss on the cocksucker.

 

[Marvin]

Everton are trying to bridge the gap between 6th/7th and top 4 and they want to buy a player who can't get in Utd's team. Sentiment taking over from common sense. I think it will happen. I'm sure rooney stayed at Utd in January for the prospect of moving to EFC in the Summer. I'd like him to stay where he is.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Well, as many sausages as you can eat and a weekly visit to the local wanking parlour could tempt Rooney
Don't know if Everton's budget could stretch that far though!

 

[citytilllidie]

Exchange for Lukaku, plus Everton give them £30m

 

[yeseye]

He only wants to go back there so he doesn't have to move house. Everton should fuck him off if they have any ambitions at all and he will end up at Blackburn or Stoke. Fuck him anyway, why has this moron got his own thread? Stick him in the raggy thread ffs!

 

[mat]

Exchange for Lukaku, plus Everton give them £30m

Rising to £50 million with clauses such as Wooney shins a 'worldie' and 15 yellows cards. Breaks Engerland record for nicking sponsors gear...

 

[East Level 2]

What odds on Lakaku going other way as part of the "deal"
Never learn those blue dippers...

A worrying prospect as Lukaku would be perfect for their "style". Big hoof to Lukaku and the shit Andy Carroll.