Rooney transfer speculation in here please

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i'm warming to the idea of signing Rooney,i'd love to see a big 'welcome to Manchester' sign on Deansgate with a picture of Shrek in his new City kit,he could do with a new challenge and he wouldn't last 5 minutes in Paris,Madrid or London so there's only us left as a viable option
 
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odds on skybet of him coming to City gone from 50/1 to 20/1. Still a load of other clubs at shorter prices than City though
 
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Pellegrini59 said:
Ancient Citizen said:
I'm sorry, but I can not conceive that this Granny shagging Maris Piper lookalike, complete with Brillo pad for hair and a fat arsed unintelligible spouse as his woman, could possibly be allowed to grace the Etihad, unless on the receiving end of a cruncher off Vincent, prior to Aguero slotting in our 6th.
It's wrong, just fucking wrong.

So it mustn't happen.

It's a good job that the people in charge don't pick players on their looks, who they are married to or who they have sex with! Although, as far as morality is concerned, most people on here would welcome Suarez with open arms. A man who's indescretions dwarf anything achieved by Shrek, Balotelli, Tevez and Di Canio combined.

Well, I beg to differ, look at Jesus, signed solely as a poster boy, Fernandinho,= hunky, Aguero, pretty as fuck, Joe Hart?- nobody asked Shrek to advertise Head and Shoulders, Spanish Dave, the ladies of Bluemoon drool inducer, I could go on.
And just who have we binned? Tevez? face like a blistered piss pot, Mad Mario? gifted but hardly Matinee idol material.
No, our club has standards that must be upheld and only the most handsome will be selected above all other considerations, and I'm sure that Cheeky and his mate have this as their first rule of thumb.
So basically, no ugly twats allowed.
 
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