Rooney transfer speculation in here please

[mancity dan]

Re: Rooney

Good player but wouldn't fit in with the squad.

 

[Chev Chelios]

Re: Rooney

Good player but wouldn't fit in with the squad.

^Was a good player.

 

[Sir peace frog]

Re: Rooney

I'm sorry, but I can not conceive that this Granny shagging Maris Piper lookalike, complete with Brillo pad for hair and a fat arsed unintelligible spouse as his woman, could possibly be allowed to grace the Etihad, unless on the receiving end of a cruncher off Vincent, prior to Aguero slotting in our 6th.
It's wrong, just fucking wrong.

So it mustn't happen.

It's a good job that the people in charge don't pick players on their looks, who they are married to or who they have sex with! Although, as far as morality is concerned, most people on here would welcome Suarez with open arms. A man who's indescretions dwarf anything achieved by Shrek, Balotelli, Tevez and Di Canio combined.

Well, I beg to differ, look at Jesus, signed solely as a poster boy, Fernandinho,= hunky, Aguero, pretty as fuck, Joe Hart?- nobody asked Shrek to advertise Head and Shoulders, Spanish Dave, the ladies of Bluemoon drool inducer, I could go on.
And just who have we binned? Tevez? face like a blistered piss pot, Mad Mario? gifted but hardly Matinee idol material.
No, our club has standards that must be upheld and only the most handsome will be selected above all other considerations, and I'm sure that Cheeky and his mate have this as their first rule of thumb.
So basically, no ugly twats allowed.

we have the bulbous headed belgium in vinny,not to mention mr lescott.
and lol at blistered piss pot,hahhahahahaha

 

[mancity dan]

Re: Rooney

Good player but wouldn't fit in with the squad.

^Was a good player.

In the right system, a very good player.

 

[oakiecokie]

Re: Rooney

It's a good job that the people in charge don't pick players on their looks, who they are married to or who they have sex with! Although, as far as morality is concerned, most people on here would welcome Suarez with open arms. A man who's indescretions dwarf anything achieved by Shrek, Balotelli, Tevez and Di Canio combined.

Well, I beg to differ, look at Jesus, signed solely as a poster boy, Fernandinho,= hunky, Aguero, pretty as fuck, Joe Hart?- nobody asked Shrek to advertise Head and Shoulders, Spanish Dave, the ladies of Bluemoon drool inducer, I could go on.
And just who have we binned? Tevez? face like a blistered piss pot, Mad Mario? gifted but hardly Matinee idol material.
No, our club has standards that must be upheld and only the most handsome will be selected above all other considerations, and I'm sure that Cheeky and his mate have this as their first rule of thumb.
So basically, no ugly twats allowed.

we have the bulbous headed belgium in vinny,not to mention mr lescott.
and lol at blistered piss pot,hahhahahahaha

My missus thinks Gaz Baz is a looker.

 

[hallstreetblue]

Re: Rooney

I'm not a fan of calling people rags on here but I am putting this proposal forward now.

Anyone who would consider this fat twat appearing in a City shirt to be in any way a good thing is a rag. A massive, massive (as they might say) RAG.

He is everything they stand for. Snide, a twat, a cheat, a bully, a scumbag.

If you want that here then you are King Rag Von Rag from Ragland. And I am the Rag Finder General.

Fuck off!

(The only other alternative is that you started supporting this club after 2005 or something and have underlying raggy tendencies that are buried in your subconscious)

I can''t be having that any genuine blue could not see this **** as the epitome of everything that is the shittiest part of them lot.

You have just hit the nail right between the eyes.

I am your biggest friend and fan. Well said my man.

 

[scotty123]

Re: Rooney

I'm not a fan of calling people rags on here but I am putting this proposal forward now.

Anyone who would consider this fat twat appearing in a City shirt to be in any way a good thing is a rag. A massive, massive (as they might say) RAG.

He is everything they stand for. Snide, a twat, a cheat, a bully, a scumbag.

If you want that here then you are King Rag Von Rag from Ragland. And I am the Rag Finder General.

Fuck off!

(The only other alternative is that you started supporting this club after 2005 or something and have underlying raggy tendencies that are buried in your subconscious)

I can''t be having that any genuine blue could not see this **** as the epitome of everything that is the shittiest part of them lot.

You have just hit the nail right between the eyes.

I am your biggest friend and fan. Well said my man.

I look at it this way, if Shrek comes he comes i wont be particualy happy about it but i wont go hysterical either, and no i am not a rag, my first game at Maine Rd was in 1960

 

[badmash]

Re: Rooney

Paddy Power ‏@paddypower 7m
BREAKING NEWS: A rather sizable bet has been placed on Wayne Rooney to leave Man United. He is now 8/11 to go

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Re: Rooney

a fat arsed unintelligible spouse as his woman.

At risk of sounding like old man steptoe .... I'd give her one

[bigimg]http://i2.listal.com/image/3599930/600full-coleen-rooney.jpg[/bigimg]

 

[wrongun73]

Re: Rooney

a fat arsed unintelligible spouse as his woman.

At risk of sounding like old man steptoe .... I'd give her one

[bigimg]http://i2.listal.com/image/3599930/600full-coleen-rooney.jpg[/bigimg]

In the words of Mrs. Merton, I wonder what attracted her to the multi millionare Wayne Rooney..hmm