Roy Keane the pundit

[birch villa]

I want to hate the ****. But I often find myself agreeing with him.

He's a horrible rag never forget alfie

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Just plays the Sky pantomine villian,he doesent believe or mean most of what he says.
The biggest wanker and false fucking hardman ever,Souness would have destroyed the shithouse.
I would have loved to be on the same pitch as the bellend.

I reckon Duncan Ferguson would have chinned Keane tbh. /biased

 

[citizenyank76]

A suprisingly watchable pundit and has some good lines. Loved his rant on Ferguson. But a complete #@# as a player and I hate his guts.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

The Fido Fucker
The Rover Rogerer
The Scooby Shagger
The Benji Boner
The Cujo Cuddler

The Akamaru Arse Lover (one for you anime fans)

 

[TheCentralScrutinizer]

I want to hate the ****. But I often find myself agreeing with him.

Same here

 

[HermanPant]

Just plays the Sky pantomine villian,he doesent believe or mean most of what he says.
The biggest wanker and false fucking hardman ever,Souness would have destroyed the shithouse.
I would have loved to be on the same pitch as the bellend.

Absolutely. How anyone was intimidated by this angry little turd is beyond me. Stood behind him waiting for a flight once in the 90s, he's built like a miniature TRex. You could throw punches with your eyes shut and never miss his fucking head.

 

[bluealf]

Somebody spelt **** wrong in the title.

 

[Vienna_70]

I want to hate the ****. But I often find myself agreeing with him.

That doesn’t mean that you can’t still hate him.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

The Fido Fucker
The Rover Rogerer
The Scooby Shagger
The Benji Boner
The Cujo Cuddler

The Digby Diddler

 

[blue cigar]

Fake Hartman, sounds would have run right through the **** as did viera. Keane always played up to the image when safe, the only time viera went for him on the pitch he shit himself, even Jason mcateer laughed in his face. Like his honesty but nobody would touch him as a manager now

 

[Mike Cledford]

Fake Hartman, sounds would have run right through the **** as did viera. Keane always played up to the image when safe, the only time viera went for him on the pitch he shit himself, even Jason mcateer laughed in his face. Like his honesty but nobody would touch him as a manager now

He certainly backed down when a fellow dog walker stood up to him almost on his own home ground on the golf course behind his house in the 90s.

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

I want to hate the ****. But I often find myself agreeing with him.

I’ve managed to hate the ****
Wasn’t an issue

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Keane is an arrogant **** to like to think he is clever and contorversial by belittling others around him.

An absolute arsehole of a person and bully both on and off the pitch.

 

[Lupo]

His beard was back last night which usually indicates he's angry.

Klopp had a meltdown about Keane using the word sloppy. Keane glared and said 'bit sensitive isn't he, Jesus, good job they won'

 

[give it to gordon]

His beard was back last night which usually indicates he's angry.

Klopp had a meltdown about Keane using the word sloppy. Keane glared and said 'bit sensitive isn't he, Jesus, good job they won'

Yea just been reading that , cant disagree with what Keane said.
I wanted to hate him for obvious reasons but I tend to agree with most of what he says

 

[Mike Cledford]

His beard was back last night which usually indicates he's angry.

Klopp had a meltdown about Keane using the word sloppy. Keane glared and said 'bit sensitive isn't he, Jesus, good job they won'

Just caught this half asleep on BBC Breakfast review of national paper headlines.Heard the words Klopp and sloppy before Daft Dan explained to Drippy Louise that Liverpool had played 'brilliantly. As usual she giggled without understanding.
But the BBC got in a mention of Alex Rag, Klopp and Dans opinion on Liverpool all in what was supposed to be national headlines with all that is going on in the world.
Thinking positively, Sloppy Kloppy has a certain ring about it and hdoesn't like the word sloppy.
Perhaps it will catch on.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Never heard the prick come out with a single insightful comment, whilst stealing a living as a so called pundit..!

 

[Zabbasbeard]

THE VERY DEFINITION OF AN IDIOT

1) Deliberately causing serious injury to an opponent.

2) Boasting about deliberately causing serious injury to an opponent in a book.

3) Childishly falling out with your manager and failing to give him any credit.

4) Childishly falling out with your international manager.

5) Throwing a hissy fit and flouncing off from a World Cup training camp that was good enough for everyone else, because you didn't get your own way.

6) Ranting "You can stick it up your bollocks"

7) Kidding yourself that you're management material not once but twice, failing both times, then having a third, fourth and fifth goes as someone else's lackey...failing on each of those occasions... The very definition of stupidity being making the same mistake over and over....

8) Leading your team mates around the pitch, chasing the referee, vein popping in your forehead, to no avail....

9) Repeatedly going on television and not realising that you are only there as some kind of "freak show"...

10) Using your platform as a highly paid pundit to abuse a very good, well respected professional international footballer (who has never turned his back on his international team mates)...

11) Kidding yourself that being hard is making cowardly fouls. Mike Doyle, Norman Hunter, and Jack Charlton are laughing at you...

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

What about dog wanking?

 

[Zabbasbeard]

What about dog wanking?

Number 12,followed by 13... Cultivating the Saddam Hussein look.....