Reasons I hate rugby:
1) I don't understand the rules
2) I can't see the skill in the game
3) Rugby fans slag off footballers for being 'pussies' when in actual fact footballers, rightly or wrongly, will go down easily because the result of the game means so much to them, and they will do anything they can to influence officials & gain that competitive advantage.
4) "Rugby fans sit together" - whoopy-fucking-do, it's because your 'fans' are not actually fans they are some pissed up, bandwagon-jumping Henrys who don't give much of a fuck about the result but love taking their selfies at Twickers so they can post them on Facebook. I liken rugby fans to people who jump on the Wimbledon/Andy Murray bandwagon, who couldn't name 3 tennis players, have never played the game & couldn't give a fuck about any other grand slam.
5) The game is far too stop-start, there never seems to any flow to the game, it's like watching Pulis' Stoke on an atrocious pitch.
6) Rugby fans slam football fans as "hooligans". Undoubtedly some are, even our own fans as I have witnessed at Wembley & away days over the years. But I'm not & I don't want to be thought of as one just because I love the beautiful game. Most of the rugby players I met at Uni were the most disgusting arrogant pricks I have ever met. Some used to stand in a circle, spunk on a biscuit & make one of their rugby chums eat it. They would also regularly drink pints of each others' piss.
Sure I could think of more if I could be arsed. A minority sport which fuck all countries play (compared to other sports) - that's why all of our home nations get into the World Cup.