Russian invasion of Ukraine

I can see the Russian job advert now..

Are you NOT a child of the elite?
Do you want to earn a lot of money*?
Join "The Mental Defectives" PMC
It carries the same risk as being drafted or mobilised but at least you get paid for being in "The wrong place at the wrong time". You also get clothes and boots that fit, and a helmet and body armour that sort of works!
Join today before you get conscripted /mobilised!

* Subject to survival.
you did so well until this point. every russian knows it's a fucking lie ;]
 
"I advise Ukrainians on TOT to either temporarily leave for third countries or prepare: you know what to do. The main thing is to protect yourself and children"- the head of the Ministry of Reintegration Vereshchuk

Slava Ukraini.
 
Select the track "Another one bites the dust" from the Queen archive, press play and repeat then read this Telegraph artictle about the general who kept attacking Vuhledar (when it was obvious that the same result would happen). https://archive.ph/iO4qn

Clue: Employment Prospects
 
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