Ryan Giggs - an evening with..... in Hertfordshire (p115)

[TinFoilHat]

Anyone seen his birth certificate?

 

[mancityvstoke]

Anyone seen his birth certificate?

I think he's illegi..........

 

[Vienna_70]

Anyone seen his birth certificate?

He ain’t got one!

 

[Sheriff Fatman]

He ain’t got one!

Didn't he have AIDS?

 

[Vienna_70]

Didn't he have AIDS?

Yes, but he can’t get rid of it.

In addition, he’s a cheating bastard.

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

Didn't he have AIDS?

Bad AIDS, not the good kind!

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya.

Thank you for the reminder.

 

[WestGorton]

It s just not the same since Pisscan retired sort?

He never liked football. Neither did Squire. Mani was in the junior blues.

 

[Mike N]

Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya.

He’s got the coldest, most sinister, face. Like Medusa, his stare turns you to stone. Proper gives me the creeps.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Has a date been set for this yet?