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[Bluesince1979]

Imagine the interview process for the forever reoccurring interim role ;

“Do you know the ‘nited way?
Have you got ‘nited DNA ?
Do you ‘get’ ‘nited?
This is manchesyoonited we are talking about”

 

[TonyM]

Imagine the interview process for the forever reoccurring interim role ;

“Do you know the ‘nited way?
Have you got ‘nited DNA ?
Do you ‘get’ ‘nited?
This is manchesyoonited we are talking about”

Where would you park ?

 

[Bluesince1979]

Where would you park ?

“ See that piss soaked old tramp in the stands? No not grim jim, other one, yeah the scottish one. Face like a bull dog chewing a wasp, stinking the place out, moaning to his old kit man. Yeah, ask him”

 

[the blue panther]

Do you remember how much Gary Neville wanted Ten Hag in instead of a serial winner, like Conte? So insistent that Ten Hag was "The Man."

At least 6 more months of comedy coming our way, guys. Get that clown-car cranked up again!

 

[N1985]

The year is 2034

Radamel Falcao has been named Interim manager till the end of the season after the sacking of Henrik Larsson.

 

[Gazza]

Imagine the poor bastard that has to paint the manager's name on his car parking space.

 

[Roachy]

Imagine the poor bastard that has to paint the manager's name on his car parking space.

Well at least he's got regular employment.

 

[BillCarlisle]

Looks like they're going for a guy with experience of only one full time managerial post in the Championship during which time he hardly set the world alight and ended up being sacked by the Smoggies. That's how far they have fallen.

Good preparation for the Championship though.

 

[KS55]

It’s a golden age of comedy.

 

[Micky Blue]

Imagine the poor bastard that has to paint the manager's name on his car parking space.

They just paint Ferguson as they’re all too scared to take the managers parking space.

 

[OntarioBlue]

I think Carrick (sacked by the mighty Middlesbrough) and Rooney (sacked by every club he’s coached) are absolutely perfect for them.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

It’s a golden age of comedy.

Amazing isn't it. I thought they had hit rock bottom years ago but they just keep sinking further and further.

 

[the blue panther]

Can you imagine this happening at any other "big" football club, never mind the biggest and bestest in the world? Giving-up on half a season and appointing an interim manager - again!? And, it looks like being the mouth-breather who was sacked by the smog-dwellers.

City, Arsenal and Fulham to come in their next 3 games. The big picture which is being ignored is that they could well lose all 3 matches; then, good luck motivating the likes of Cunha and Fernandes.

They are so amateur, it's unreal. Let the comedy commence......

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[Gordyola]

Carrick will have Steve Holland is his assistant who worked under Southgate during his England reign Holland was sacked after four months as boss of Japanese club Yokohama F Marinos in April

Jonathan Woodgate, Jonny Evans and Travis Binnion will also be part of Carrick's staff.

Woodgate managed Boro between 2019 and 2020 and had a short spell as Bournemouth manager in 2021
Woodgate worked under Carrick at Middlesbrough and was a team-mate of United director of football Jason Wilcox at Leeds

All very pally-pally

 

[Vienna_70]

Carrick will have Steve Holland is his assistant who worked under Southgate during his England reign Holland was sacked after four months as boss of Japanese club Yokohama F Marinos in April

Jonathan Woodgate, Jonny Evans and Travis Binnion will also be part of Carrick's staff.

Woodgate managed Boro between 2019 and 2020 and had a short spell as Bournemouth manager in 2021
Woodgate worked under Carrick at Middlesbrough and was a team-mate of United director of football Jason Wilcox at Leeds

All very pally-pally

Travis who?

 

[Gordyola]

Travis who?

From their academy, former U21 coach having moved there from Sheffield United where he took over from Nick Cox at the Blades then followed him to the rags. Currently helping Fletcher but is staying as part of the dream team no experience coaching senior football

 

[neilhb]

Travis who?

Bickle - Taxi!

 

[K-Bo]

United should hire Ancelotti after WC, as much as I loathe agreeing with Gary rat.

They've got a weird, toxic culture that eats up the clever, tactico type manager or anyone young and unproven.

Mourinho also failed I guess, but he won trophies and came 2nd. The newer guys have all got successively worse.

Love to see it.

 

[Vienna_70]

From their academy, former U21 coach having moved there from Sheffield United where he took over from Nick Cox at the Blades then followed him to the rags. Currently helping Fletcher but is staying as part of the dream team no experience coaching senior football

So, another big name?

 

[Eaststander1]

Doesn't matter who they get, they'll still be a ..........