Lavinda Past
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I've sent him a can opener.
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I've sent him a can opener.
Bigg Bigg Blue
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That's a noble thing to do but how is he going to get it into his space capsule ?I've sent him a can opener.
Lavinda Past
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That's a noble thing to do but how is he going to get it into his space capsule ?
Teleportation.
Beam it up Scotty...
Barcon
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Not an email but some cock jockey phoned my 80 year old Mum last week claiming to be me.
Claimed to have been in a car crash and had a broken nose which was to explain the difference in voices.
She called him a bastard and hung up.
Claimed to have been in a car crash and had a broken nose which was to explain the difference in voices.
She called him a bastard and hung up.
No, she thought it was a genuine call. She knows you're a bastard and was simply informing you of that fact.Not an email but some cock jockey phoned my 80 year old Mum last week claiming to be me.
Claimed to have been in a car crash and had a broken nose which was to explain the difference in voices.
She called him a bastard and hung up.
DenisLawBackHeel74
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What I found most disturbing was that you were served by a clone of Kevin Wilson….scaryI've bought a couple of items off ebay in the last few weeks so an ebay email wasn't unusual, however when I opened it...
Is this cheap for an iPad?
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Barcon
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I'm her favourite.No, she thought it was a genuine call. She knows you're a bastard and was simply informing you of that fact.
The pillock fucked up by saying the word, "Mom".
Bigg Bigg Blue
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So why not just teleport him back to earth.Teleportation.
Beam it up Scotty...
Sounds like a money making scam to me.
Mid Wales blue
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He needs the £20.00 for the electric meter. You do realise how much it costs to run a teleportation unit!So why not just teleport him back to earth.
Sounds like a money making scam to me.
Lavinda Past
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So why not just teleport him back to earth.
Sounds like a money making scam to me.
I'll phone Angela Rippon and Gloria Hunniford at BBC's Rip Off Britain tomorrow morning.
We'll get these robbing bastards!