School Teacher nicknames

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Been having a little reminisce and thought about my old school teacher nicknames and how they got them. The most memorable(for no reason i can think) of which was "Cheese Pie" I think his real name was Mr Garside, but to me he will always be Cheesy. He was a Geography teacher(whilst i was at school) at Creasant Road/Ravensfield/Dukinfield High (thanks Thatcher for the continuity).

Now rumour has it he got the nickname from a school camping trip where he did nothing more than ask for extra cheese pie at meal time (very Greg Davies).

Thing is i can remember asking my older brother before I made the massive leap to secondary school what the teachers were like and he mentioned Cheese Pie (in big brother fashion i think he said watch out for cheese pie he will bum you if your naughty...I didn't know what bumming was (my social circle didn't include pop stars or politicians at the time) but i know it didn't sound the cut of my jib). Our kid is 4 yrs older than me and was supposedly on the said camping trip but never the less he was Cheese pie in at least 1981, he remained Cheese pie throughout my school days and was still Cheese Pie and working(i think) at the school when my son left in 2010. Amazing to me how the name stuck for so long

Enough of my waffle what were your best teacher nicknames and if you know, why?
 
There was a big fat old boy at Wilbraham primary on Platt Lane known as Rellik. Killer spelt backwards. Or, so I thought as he apparently had a reputation for being a nasty ****.

Wasn't until years later I twigged on his actual nickname was just relic.
 
We had a camp art teacher called Mr Kaywood so he was known as Mr Gaywood....... Simple yet effective
 
We had

Basher Forbes. Rumoured to have been caught wanking in the gym

Sadist Richards who was evil

Bubbles Lucas the fat Chemistry teacher

The Doc. Should have been in Monty Python

Slaphead Dixon. **** caned me a few times
 
Only one I remember was an IT teacher, Mrs Blodwell. We called her Grotbags as she looked like her (witch from the Emu programme)

We also called her Blobwell.

At Uni there was a fit lecturer whose surname was Pink. Gave her the nickname Pink's Nips (thin blouses worn a lot)
 
We had an RE teacher at my old school, a Mr Taylor. His nickname was Plug, cos he was ringer for the lad off the Bash Street Kids. He was ugly enough to have two nicknames, the other being "Glen" (glasses, legs, ears & neck)

Oh, and the music teacher was "Snip" Williamson (a dodgy hair do iirc)
 
de niro said:
squirtyflower said:
de niro said:
at moston brook we had a history teacher we called spike. reason being he used to shout "i'll go for you" when riled.
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was the head at the time John Watkins?
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don't know, I hardly went. we called the head "the dome" bald fucker he was.
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having just figured you are so much older that me, Watkins would have gone there after you left

and no-one would have called him 'the dome' to his face, he was a real hard nut, not that John had a bald head
 
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