School Teacher nicknames

[Bill]

was the head at the time John Watkins?

don't know, I hardly went. we called the head "the dome" bald fucker he was.

having just figured you are so much older that me, Watkins would have gone there after you left

and no-one would have called him 'the dome' to his face, he was a real hard nut, not that John had a bald head

can't remember steve. the asst head was called greenhalgh I remember that bit.

 

[Clevers]

Not a teacher but the school secretary was known as "sandbag tits".

 

[squirtyflower]

don't know, I hardly went. we called the head "the dome" bald fucker he was.

having just figured you are so much older that me, Watkins would have gone there after you left

and no-one would have called him 'the dome' to his face, he was a real hard nut, not that John had a bald head

can't remember steve. the asst head was called greenhalgh I remember that bit.

John went there in 81, took the head of science with him as well, guy called john Corcoran
both loved karate/kung fu and both were black belts, but watkins was as hard as nails

 

[Bill]

having just figured you are so much older that me, Watkins would have gone there after you left

and no-one would have called him 'the dome' to his face, he was a real hard nut, not that John had a bald head

can't remember steve. the asst head was called greenhalgh I remember that bit.

John went there in 81, took the head of science with him as well, guy called john Corcoran
both loved karate/kung fu and both were black belts, but watkins was as hard as nails

lol. I started work in 69 :)

 

[quiet_riot]

Mr Shaw, physics teacher - wore a suit, had fading ginger hair. Naturally, we therefore called him Paddy Ashdown.

 

[mcmanus]

Grotty looking old maths teacher can't even remember his name but looked and was a right pervert. Sheep shagger was his nickname and I took great pleasure going 'baaaaah baaaaah' was he was walking in front of me.

Got sacked for his wandering hands and lewd comments.

 

[tangaroa]

Mr Fearnley, geography teacher, was known as 'Wobble' since he wobbled his head as he walked.

No sense of humour, as he beat a boy senseless who called him Wobble to his face.

 

[Lavinda Past]

We had a geography master at Burnage who spoke out of the side of his mouth... Lenny Lobgob.

There was a rather effeminate teacher we called Flossy - he was rumoured to take photos of lads in the showers. He definitely used to try to have a good look when we were in the showers after football etc, but I never saw a camera.

Mr Giles - Obviously 'Farmer', but more often 'Batman' because he wore a gown

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Turkey - floppy wattle of skin under his chin
Budgie - chubbier version of Turkey.
Big Joe/jolly Green Giant - tall guy who wore a green suit practically every day of my 5 years there.
Bullethead - accentuated the pointiness of his bald head by combing the fringe hair forwards and over where it receded, framing it nicely.
Big Bob Slob - fat tyrant of a Physics teacher.
'Testy' - Mr. Cull

 

[Dicko69]

We had an RE teacher at my old school, a Mr Taylor. His nickname was Plug, cos he was ringer for the lad off the Bash Street Kids. He was ugly enough to have two nicknames, the other being "Glen" (glasses, legs, ears & neck)

Oh, and the music teacher was "Snip" Williamson (a dodgy hair do iirc)

I remember plug, r.e. First lesson used to get a detention, turn up say sorry and he let you go so still made the bus and for the rest of the day if you were given a detention used to say "sorry I've already got detention today" free pass to piss about all day.
Also madman mannel, design teacher who taught us the difference between hard wood and soft wood by a whack on the knuckles.
Gayray walker who whenever walked down the corridor all the lads put their backs to the walls whilst shouting "bums to the walls"
Also slaphead albi graham who ended up having a nervous breakdown because he got so tormented