School Teacher nicknames

[talkativesprout]

Others : Ten Bob Turner-apparently he would drop 50p on the floor and molest anyone who bent down to pick it up. Wiggy Brown, he had the most polyester/nylon wig ever made and a special mention to Teefal...he was about 7 ft tall mostly forehead and used to come to school on one of them peddle and go scooters with his knees rubbing his crash helmet...Though he was a student teacher and left the keys in the storeroom door and went inside for A4, what a silly chap

 

[kye1991]

Had a teacher called mr c law, affectionately known as the claw and a fat old lady with a tash who helped out in the science dept used to walk around in what looked like a pair of curtains with no bra was labeled shitbag

 

[sickboybloo]

A science teacher called miss risdon, looked like a character from rainbow. so we called her Bungle.

 

[There is a Light]

Froggy (French teacher), Angry Anderson (he gave a lethal dead arm), Hammy peahead.

We were dead original

 

[squirtyflower]

Others : Ten Bob Turner-apparently he would drop 50p on the floor and molest anyone who bent down to pick it up. Wiggy Brown, he had the most polyester/nylon wig ever made and a special mention to Teefal...he was about 7 ft tall mostly forehead and used to come to school on one of them peddle and go scooters with his knees rubbing his crash helmet...Though he was a student teacher and left the keys in the storeroom door and went inside for A4, what a silly chap

i know Tefal
he was fucking hilarious
bit like Tommy but the opposite ie he had no sense of smell

once gassed a whole group of 2nd years with sulphur dioxide and when i let them out for fresh air as they had tears rolling from their eyes whilst holding their throats he told me he couldn't smell anything

the daft ****

 

[scotty123]

Salford Grammar late 60s early 70s
Mr Foster geography was 'Plod' ex military policeman
Mr Nolan maths was 'jungle joe' fought in Malaya
Mr Harris chemistry was 'cake' not got a clue why
Mr Marsden games and tennis was 'Cliff' as he never aged and was about 60
Mr Eckersley maths was '9' as thats what he called the slipper he beat you with

 

[nelsons willie]

Lurch..had a habit of silently sneaking up and twatting you in the ribs.
Gobby..ex raf pilot. think he got wounded in the face and had it reconstructed.
Dim Jim..my favourite. Lovely lovely man. His brother taught at audy grammar Dopey Denis.
Fiona.. Ahh, sadly only there for my last year.
Beaky Boden..Huge nose
Bulldog Johnson.. Won the pools and died 6 months or so later.
I think they all had nicknames but my memory is not great these days.

 

[mickfinn]

Onion head- as it sounds really.

We stashed numerous onions around the classroom on the last Chemistry lesson in 5th year, how we laughed!

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

having just figured you are so much older that me, Watkins would have gone there after you left

and no-one would have called him 'the dome' to his face, he was a real hard nut, not that John had a bald head

can't remember steve. the asst head was called greenhalgh I remember that bit.

John went there in 81, took the head of science with him as well, guy called john Corcoran
both loved karate/kung fu and both were black belts, but watkins was as hard as nails

I remember Watkins the little shit, I hated the jumped up little Hitler. The headmaster before him was Mr James, now he was a gent. I left in 84 and it was a school where you learned to fight before you learned to read.

 

[BlueTG]

IT teacher called Mr Stroud, and for some reason everyone referred to him as 'Stroodle'. But you had to say it with a lisp, as he had the worst lisp I have heard to this day.

Mr Outhwaite - Mr Overweight for obvious reasons.

Mr Frost - Frosty the deaf as fuck snowman

Mrs Curry as Mrs 'have another' Curry - due to her fat arse.

A music teacher who ironically was called Mrs Tune, was known as Bilbo as she was only 4ft 3".

And, in stereotypical fashion, our Geography teacher and also school coach driver, was known as 'Paedo Yates'.