Scottish independence

glen quagmire said:
Haha are you a jock?
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No pal, i am zambian.[/quote]

But you were born on the Zambesi river,that sounds like Clyde docks to many, so an easy mistake to make.

Geography is poorly taught nowadays
 
glen quagmire said:
ecelfechan ..
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I have had beers in that place.

A lods of us stopped off on the way back from a stag do in Edinburgh.

Ecelfechan was wierd
 
We've had threads on this before and it always seems that the jocks think we are cunts and Scotland is great, and we think they are cunts and Scotland is shit and full of, smack, aids, shit weather, midges and rubbish deep fried food.
It would seem an obvious solution now the oil is pretty much finished is for them to fuck off and be independent with our best wishes. TBH the only thing most of us would miss if Hadrians wall is reinstated would be smoked Salmon, Decent Whisky and thick tattooed cannon fodder for our infantry regiments.
 
Helmet Cole said:
We've had threads on this before and it always seems that the jocks think we are ***** and Scotland is great, and we think they are ***** and Scotland is shit and full of, smack, aids, shit weather, midges and rubbish deep fried food.
It would seem an obvious solution now the oil is pretty much finished is for them to fuck off and be independent with our best wishes. TBH the only thing most of us would miss if Hadrians wall is reinstated would be smoked Salmon, Decent Whisky and thick tattooed cannon fodder for our infantry regiments.
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The Krankies?
 
Helmet Cole said:
We've had threads on this before and it always seems that the jocks think we are cunts and Scotland is great, and we think they are cunts and Scotland is shit and full of, smack, aids, shit weather, midges and rubbish deep fried food.
It would seem an obvious solution now the oil is pretty much finished is for them to fuck off and be independent with our best wishes. TBH the only thing most of us would miss if Hadrians wall is reinstated would be smoked Salmon, Decent Whisky and thick tattooed cannon fodder for our infantry regiments.
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Kirsty Young!
 
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I'd miss Kirsty Young, but the Krankies would be first into helmet cole's 'final solution' shower facility at Gretna.
I will miss haggis as well.
 
Helmet Cole said:
We've had threads on this before and it always seems that the jocks think we are ***** and Scotland is great, and we think they are ***** and Scotland is shit and full of, smack, aids, shit weather, midges and rubbish deep fried food.
It would seem an obvious solution now the oil is pretty much finished is for them to fuck off and be independent with our best wishes. TBH the only thing most of us would miss if Hadrians wall is reinstated would be smoked Salmon, Decent Whisky and thick tattooed cannon fodder for our infantry regiments.
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Rod Stewart?
 
Rod Stewart will be getting into that Gretna 'shower' with the krankies and Alans Brazil & Hansen.
 
establish a border using the m25 as a boundary, then the rest of the u.k. form a republic. Sick of the country being run by london for london to the benefit of londoners and the detriment of the rest. Scottish devolution, british revolution, We could call it New Venezuela, have a constitution, be citizens, look forward with hope instead of despair.
There will be those who demur, those who believe democracy comes at too high a price, those who care not for their offspring's future.
Heed them not, the prize is worth the pain.
 
Helmet Cole said:
I'd miss Kirsty Young, but the Krankies would be first into helmet cole's 'final solution' shower facility at Gretna.
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bellbuzzer said:
establish a border using the m25 as a boundary, then the rest of the u.k. form a republic. Sick of the country being run by london for london to the benefit of londoners and the detriment of the rest. Scottish devolution, british revolution, We could call it New Venezuela, have a constitution, be citizens, look forward with hope instead of despair.
There will be those who demur, those who believe democracy comes at too high a price, those who care not for their offspring's future.
Heed them not, the prize is worth the pain.
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Without the allure of London to foreign investment and wealth this country would be fucked.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
Without the allure of London to foreign investment and wealth this country would be fucked.
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Thats a lazy comment mate.

London is a famous City yes, but it has never had the innovation or political expediency of Manchester. Its never had the music scene, the football, but Manchester has suffered because of London excesses and the gravitation of the media and its fixation with Londo-centric views.

Londons huge self importance, now boosted because it has held a very succesful Olympic games is cloying, it detracts from the obvious benefits that the NW can offer and succesive Govts have used Londons financial muscle to boost the UKs standing in the world. Its a good city, its multi cultural, but its not a warm city, its a place of real deprivation and huge wealth.

Most foreign investment in jobs is not in London, its in the places where there is an available cheap workforce.
 
Rascal said:
If they vote for independence should we send all the Jocks back there?

Afterall they would be taking our jobs and stuff.
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But then we would have no people covered in piss and heroin to live in all the cardboard boxes and shop doorways in that London at night?
 
glen quagmire said:
Scotland= free medicine for all, free car parking At hospitals, no uni fees, great sounding places to live like ecelfechan and as much battered black pudding as you can eat!!!!!


Oa a wood wok five hundrad mials an a wood wok five hundrad moar.....
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fuk me.you can really talk some shite eh
 
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