Scrap in a pub

I once got nutted by a dyke. Sweet baby Jesus it hurt like a fucker.

The moral of the story is be careful around lesbians who are drunk.
 
Did the guy you butted know your Mrs?
No.
She was talking to a mate of mine while I was at the bar.
This lad came over and said to her .
Are you his woman.
Then called her a slag and threw his pint at her??
I've never seen him before He s not a local
 
No.
She was talking to a mate of mine while I was at the bar.
This lad came over and said to her .
Are you his woman.
Then called her a slag and threw his pint at her??
I've never seen him before He s not a local

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CPS would throw the book at you. You had plenty of time to consider what you did and you still assaulted him. A friend of mine was being assaulted so I stepped in and put a stop to it by grabbing the guy - we ended up falling to the floor and wrestling a bit when he then spat in my face/mouth, it took all my control not to choke the guy to death and ended up my just giving him a light tap across the chops. Cops got involved and said I was lucky he wasn't pressing charges as I would be seen as the aggressor, allegedly me getting involved in the first place could make me out to be the bad guy and hitting him ranks higher than him gozzing in my face.
 

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