Had it out with a Forest fan after the semi-final in a bar in Majorca the other week. His mates were sound and so was he at half-time but once the match finished and I went over to shake their hands he launched into a rant about our "pathetic" and "synthetic" support. Told him that if Forest had been to Wembley as many times as we had over the past 14 years they would be nowhere near selling out a lot of the games. I also said he was having a pop at the wrong person, considering I'd been to 19 of those Wembley trips and it would've been 20 if I wasn't away for the semi-final. Then I told him that Forest haven't had a higher average league attendance than us since 1899 - 126 years ago. One of his Forest supporting mates was pissing his sides at that point: "That's a great stat!"
Anyway, the fucker eventually calmed down and went outside with the rest of his mates. I wouldn't mind but at no time during the match had I taken the piss out of any of them and was as magnanimous as I could be, telling them they'd been unlucky, etc, in the second half. As I was leaving, I thought best to have a chat with them to smooth things over. He was ok by then so I said I'd been a ST holder for 35 years and I imagine he's been a ST holder at Forest longer than that, given he looked a few years older than me. Then one of his other mates - a Liverpool fan - delivered the money shot and dropped him right in the shit. He said "He's not been anywhere near Forest's ground in the past couple of years. In fact, he's been to Anfield more times recently!". I think at that point the Forest fan wished the ground would open up and swallow him!