Seats by postcode. Would it work?

[CatMan]

It's a good idea in theory for no other reason than you would be able to organise exiting the stadium parking such that those in the North Stand and their cars headed north after the game and likewise for the rest of the stands.

Too late to do now perhaps, but even if the club hinted for fans to consider parking and exiting options before purchasing their seats might be a start.

 

[Blue Elvis]

How would it work for those of us who live outside Manchester?

The same... if your a Geordie... NE section of a block for example. For minority areas. Ie: Norway, you'd be bunched in with Scandinavian neighbours?

Feck.... Not though this though... Russians could be tricky!

The Russians would just take whatever seats they wanted, especially those next to the ones they already had or any occupied by people singing Blue Moon in the same accent. Under Putin we wouldn't have lost to Wigan and Dave Whelan would now have matching legs!
CTID

 

[Lancet Fluke]

Too late to do now perhaps.

Yes, perhaps.

 

[Pigeonho]

We'd have to give up the entire East and Colin Bell Stands for all those with SK post codes.

Ah but how would you split the SK codes by skankiness? Those who dwell the shitty parts couldn't possibly sit with those who's abode is in Cheadle. Surely!

I agree. I'm from Cheadle and am in CB L3. Keep the Colin Bell L1 & L3 for the likes of Cheadle, Cheadle Hulme, Bramhall & the Heatons.
CB L2 could be used for the real Cheshire set from Alderley Edge & Wilmslow. Reddish, Brinnington, Adswood etc to be in the East Stand.
The gangsters from those areas could afford to be housed in L2.

Aren't at least 1 of the Heaton's classed as a shit-hole?

 

[Lancet Fluke]

Can you stop saying "the Heatons". You sound like cunts.

 

[Pigeonho]

Can you stop saying "the Heatons". You sound like cunts.

It's easier than listing each one, (4, aren't there?). Don't worry, nobody is saying it as if they are The Hamptons!

 

[zeddie]

fair enough... i fully approve of seats by post code.

I think thats totally unfair dude! What about ppl like me flying in from dubai to watch matches? Based on my post code my seat would be in the car park!

You would be sat next to Mr Monsour and his family / associates ;)

 

[Lancet Fluke]

Don't worry, nobody is saying it as if they are The Hamptons!

Ok, I'll let you off.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

It is a little known fact that Brinnington is, in fact, the fifth Heaton.

 

[Wilf Wild 1937]

Ah but how would you split the SK codes by skankiness? Those who dwell the shitty parts couldn't possibly sit with those who's abode is in Cheadle. Surely!

I agree. I'm from Cheadle and am in CB L3. Keep the Colin Bell L1 & L3 for the likes of Cheadle, Cheadle Hulme, Bramhall & the Heatons.
CB L2 could be used for the real Cheshire set from Alderley Edge & Wilmslow. Reddish, Brinnington, Adswood etc to be in the East Stand.
The gangsters from those areas could afford to be housed in L2.

Aren't at least 1 of the Heaton's classed as a shit-hole?

Good point. Heaton Norris over to the East Stand I'm afraid. We'll substitute you with the M20 lot since Didsbury is quite posh.
As for the Hamptons ... I believe they're very posh ... so CB L2 with the Cheshire set and any visitors from the UAE, Monaco
and anybody else with serious dosh including the Russians.