semi ticket -- what would you do?

[AntonDonJuan]

Give her a black eye....she needs to know her place

This.

Dust your pimp hand off

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

Wait until dark before moving the body

 

[mancitymick]

Just the one?

Yeah....two black eyes and people start getting suspicious

She fell twice, Simples

 

[Numptyed]

With a straight face I would say "do you think I need this shit after the way we played last night FFS" and watch her head explode.

 

[dennis tuearts hatrick balls]

depends what she looked like

 

[alblue]

Make her think that i couldnt careless, show her fuck all attention and just go down the box office and tell them you've miss placed your ticket.

wind her up more.

Like this idea a lot

 

[Cellarite]

how long have you been with her? if it's in the early stages, i would seriously consider binning her. if she thinks this is funny, what other kind of shite will she think of next?

or you could promise to cook tea to show how much you love her but lace her's with dog laxatives. woman.

 

[Petrovs left peg]

Take her nails off slowly with pliers until you get your ticket and £100 worth of beer tokens

 

[ccr]

First wife did this. So I took her out.















From under the Patio and reburied her at the end of the garden.

 

[Stretford Born Blue]

Hide her credit cards and tampons..............