semi ticket -- what would you do?

[Fame Monster]

 

[Oohvonkyvonky]

Go in the kitchen and say I'm gonna make you the best dinner ever... Then make her a Pizza loads on chilli, loads of Cheese and lashings of Tomato.

Thentake into the front room and ram it in her face and say

"WHERE'S MY MOTHERF**KIN TICKET YOU MOTHERF**KIN C**T GIVE IT ME NOW OR I'LL MAKE YOU A F**KIN CHEESE AN ONION PASTIE ASWELL!!!"

Always works for me...

 

[SB Blue]

Tell her you're going anyway, and will use the money you were saving up for her birthday present to buy a replacement off a tout!

 

[bammy blue]

well it could only be in a 3 foot radius from where she is chained to the sink so unchain the slag, drag it outside chain it to the garden fence and go get searching. shouldn't take to long to find.

 

[pml79]

put her tooth brush between your butt cheeks take a picture on ya phone when she is brushin away show her the photo simples

 

[bluesince84]

Tell her that as a suprise because you love her so much you've managed (at amazing expense) to get her a ticket too. Enjoy the make up sex and feel the love until saturday. Then you bring her all the way to London telling her how much you love her and that you're glad she can share the day with you. As you get t the turnstiles you tell her that she's fucking dumped and she should never try and come between a man and his football!! Go in, watch city hammer united and revel in your manly glory knowing you'll have a story to tell for generations!!!!

 

[GrumpyBlue86]

When she's asleep have a wank. Just as you're about to shoot your load wake her up, as she opens her eyes spaff in em. Tell her this will carry on until you get your ticket back.

Simples.

 

[Freestyler]

Hide the iron.

 

[McKenzie'sGoalWasBetter]

Head-butt to the bridge of the nose. And when she wakes up and wipes the blood up tell her exactly why she got it. Once is enough, never fails!

 

[Fame Monster]

Hide the iron.

A bit harsh.