Serena Williams

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

The Fetlocks Paradox. Nullify the unfunny by being completely humourless.

But it's not funny, JotS. It's the same tired beat up, dragged around, boringly unoriginal shyte brought up year on year.

I find her extremely attractive. Big ass, big tits, supreme confidence and proud of what she's achieved. The yearly dullards on here are... well... just dullards typing their unfunny sh*t year upon year.

As it happens, I find the Plain Janes of the Kournikova / Sharapova peanut heads tediously boring. Steffi Graff/ Barbara Schett/ Mary Pierce over any of those types of clones.

I said unfunny. Because it was. Fetlocks steaming in, slagging everyone off for being shallow racists was over-worthy and over-egging the pudding. Equally worthless.

Fancy or don't fancy who the fuck you want. Say so. Don't let anyone on the internet tell you you're a **** for doing so.

Fair comment,to a point.
The op started the thread with an obvious agenda - I pointed out that Serena was much more than some predictably cliched view of how she looks,but that clearly went against the grain with the testosterone filled imbeciles who consider any woman who fails to look like Angelina Jolie to be worthless.
By all means fancy who you want,although ideally race shouldn't play a factor in your decision making.
But to constantly harp on about someone being ugly is just playground logic.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

I'd let her waste me.

nut-cracker springs to mind!

I fucking lol'd.

Ive cracked a few over her before.

Im going to hell aint i?

 

[BWTAC]

I'd let her waste me.

nut-cracker springs to mind!

I fucking lol'd.

Ive cracked a few over her before.

Im going to hell aint i?

Only if you cracked one off over either Gail Platt, or Pat Butcher.

I'll see you in hell.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

nut-cracker springs to mind!

I fucking lol'd.

Ive cracked a few over her before.

Im going to hell aint i?

Only if you cracked one off over either Gail Platt, or Pat Butcher.

I'll see you in hell.

Kin'ell il be there before you if thats the case.

Gail pumped me dry.

 

[BimboBob]

I fucking lol'd.

Ive cracked a few over her before.

Im going to hell aint i?

Only if you cracked one off over either Gail Platt, or Pat Butcher.

I'll see you in hell.

Kin'ell il be there before you if thats the case.

Gail pumped me dry.

The dream trinity.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

I'd let her waste me.

nut-cracker springs to mind!

I fucking lol'd.

Ive cracked a few over her before.

Im going to hell aint i?

not at all.... in those quick seconds a man dwells on "will i or won t i" when looking at a lady.

anyone who says i would to serena knows they would end up like an empty toothpaste tube when she is finished..... i said when she is finished!!!! ;)

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

nut-cracker springs to mind!

I fucking lol'd.

Ive cracked a few over her before.

Im going to hell aint i?

Only if you cracked one off over either Gail Platt, or Pat Butcher.

I'll see you in hell.

Best make it a threesome,as i'll see your Gail Platt and Pat Butcher,and raise you Kat Slater's hirsute mingepiece.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

I fucking lol'd.

Ive cracked a few over her before.

Im going to hell aint i?

Only if you cracked one off over either Gail Platt, or Pat Butcher.

I'll see you in hell.

Best make it a threesome,as i'll see your Gail Platt and Pat Butcher,and raise you Kat Slater's hirsute mingepiece.

I'l stick to Serena there fetters.

-- Sat Jun 30, 2012 5:05 pm --

nut-cracker springs to mind!

I fucking lol'd.

Ive cracked a few over her before.

Im going to hell aint i?

not at all.... in those quick seconds a man dwells on "will i or won t i" when looking at a lady.

anyone who says i would to serena knows they would end up like an empty toothpaste tube when she is finished..... i said when she is finished!!!! ;)

I'd let the filthy woman suck me dry.

Not like i'd have any say though.

 

[2sheikhs]

I'd let her waste me.

nut-cracker springs to mind!

Put in a bad performance and you'd also get a nasty belt over the swede with a tennis bat.
She's in there with grace jones and stallone's ex as the kind of woman who wouldn't just throw a moody or give you the silent treatment. Basically, if you upset them, make sure the door's open and you've got your trainers on.

 

[scenecreamer]

nut-cracker springs to mind!

I fucking lol'd.

Ive cracked a few over her before.

Im going to hell aint i?

not at all.... in those quick seconds a man dwells on "will i or won t i" when looking at a lady.

anyone who says i would to serena knows they would end up like an empty toothpaste tube when she is finished..... i said when she is finished!!!! ;)

Good lord, yes please!