Sex drive as you get older?

[Mr Kobayashi]

My missus always seems to want it when she comes home pissed ( not every weekend) at about half one in the morning. I find it hard to get excited as I'm asleep when she comes in so can't be arsed, this leads to a drunken row but I then want to do it at 8 in the morning, needless to say she doesn't want to. That's where we are at the minute, lol

Say that you have come up with a new idea to spice it up a bit, suggest that she wears ear plugs and a sleep mask.

Beforehand purchase a dildo with a built-in timer. Get her worked up until you are ready to stick it in her and put a few cushions on top and put some extra weight behind them.

Go back to your sleeping position or spare room/sofa.

By the time she works out what is going on she won't care :)

Or invest in a bisexual sex robot to service both your needs.

 

[Fordyboy46]

Say that you have come up with a new idea to spice it up a bit, suggest that she wears ear plugs and a sleep mask.

Beforehand purchase a dildo with a built-in timer. Get her worked up until you are ready to stick it in her and put a few cushions on top and put some extra weight behind them.

Go back to your sleeping position or spare room/sofa.

By the time she works out what is going on she won't care :)

Or invest in a bisexual sex robot to service both your needs.

Ha ha, nice one mate

 

[Blue Maverick]

Can easily cause a lot of tension mate can't it?

Tell me about it pal, money and sex biggest arguments in our house, oh and watching football lol